I've been dreading the flatness of you and me

X and Y, never evolving into XYZ

Can’t afford you now and you won't do what I expect

Would it kill you to let me right-click select?

So let's just end it and not pretend we’re cool

'Cause I've been flirting with a more impressive tool

It's Blender, got its own foundation

Built on the people's code around the world, it's easy to see

Why Blender needs no activation

It just gets you closer or further or different from reality

CG experts are never in short supply

Teaching nodes or sharing tips on how to rig an eye

Knowing how is key, but doing is another world

And it also pays better, or so I'm told

So learn the basics and dive right in and start

Creating assets for an epic work of art

With Blender there's no limitations

Only the time it takes to animate and render the scene

With Blender and some imagination

You might just get closer or further or different from reality

In Blender there is an extension

That lets you fill the sky with apple pies real accurately

Just Blender and pure determination

Can get you much closer or further or different from reality

In Blender’s alternate dimension

We’re gonna plot the course... for open source

With Blender and all the right intentions

We're getting much faster and better and different in reality

That's what we like to hear!