Welcome yet another account to my arsenal! The Wasted Onion is doing fast and furious journalism, asking the tough questions like “why is the sky blue?” - I’ll be posting the best news story from The Onion every weekday and see if people like what they see. Then, if so, I’ll keep it going!
Welcome to the official page of The Wasted Onion, the only news source. We post the most important and trustworthy journalism that shines light in the dark halls of power and asks the tough questions. They say “Democracy Dies in Darkness”, we say “Hey, We’ll Totally Trade You This Democracy That’s Collecting Dust in Our Attic for a $100 Amazon Gift Card”.
The Wasted Onion posts the best news story every weekday from The Onion and is run by @da-ta in ode to @onion by imadeanaccount.
