Icelandic Water Dragon: *watches the first How We Make Minecraft series* “It's nice to see that everybody knows and respects the fact that Jean, better known as the Ender Dragon, is female. But could you please . . . stop . . . exaggeratedly stomping on her nose?”
Icelandic Waters #1: “Heehee, we said her name, and the universe didn't delete itself. Oh, and the Wither’s actual name is Simmons. Got no word on \(wither.pronouns[2])
pronouns, though.”
Pariki: “You can't just stay in your ledger-filled echo chamber, one soundproofed door away from the hundreds, nay, thousands of caterwauling dragons who you hold captive. The garden is the Serpent’s place. Leave your scientist’s apathy behind, and commune with nature.”
Icelandic Waters #2: “void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother void mother” *kazoo noses*
Cantiviler: “Don't you remember Randall’s principle about when ‘everybody knows’ something? If ten thousand people learn something considered common knowledge per day, nothing is ever going to become truly common knowledge.”
Icelandic Water Dragon: “On one hand, you're being a little pedantic about what I meant. On the other hand . . . touché.”
i read all of these picturing the same creature changing costumes and saying each line