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ik this is an april fools joke but php aint even that bad

I'm happy to announce that i have permanently quit using certain conventional languages, including but not limited to go, python, lua, bash, and more. from now on, i'll be writing all of my projects in PHP. SparkShell, along with everything else I've developed, will be rewritten to conform to the new standards. long live PHP!

2 days ago
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fuck it new banner

2 days ago
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Wow! I can see the trends gender📈📈📈📈📈📈

Happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

3 days ago
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@hackernews update again;

the caption text has been removed because i can NOT scale this TEXT FOR THE LIFE OF ME

instead, there’s just a nice little orange gradient because why not

and as requested by @justaseacow it now links to the comments/post as well

this is an anomaly since it’s a github link and og:image attributes for github repos usually don’t look good

additionally, the title is pretty long

A decompilation and port of Sonic Advance 2-a GameBoy Advance game written in C

https://github.com/SAT-R/sa2

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@hackernews update

now shows a little nice image related to the news story

super exciting honestly surprised nintendo didnt bring this franchise back sooner

the concept is really good and couldve made them a lot of money if they released more games

we just got a new tomodachi life on switch

you know how big of a deal this is?

Mar 27, 2025, 11:51 PM
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FINALLYYYYYYY first actually working scheduled post

i figured out the issue and it should ACTUALLY start posting automatically again, at this time every day, whatever that time may be for you

you’re welcome mark

Thank you for the exam led to his ear and mouth.

i have the most polarizing music taste ever

Lets say China invades the US, and the backstory is kind of lame that we discover the power of your text clearly.

  • Be wary of using irony or sarcasm.

  • DON’T SHOUT!

anonymous finally going after trump & musk 🎉🎉

Me when i tweet money: Money

after a year of just Not working i finally fixed my cron jobs and posts on @hackernews should return to normal again :D

Not OK Cupid – A story of poor email address validation

https://www.fastmail.com/blog/not-ok-cupid/