proud to announce me and chatgpt have officially made our first unity asset flip
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ESSAY INCOMING, if you post “i aint reading all that” YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! but anyways »»»»»» i love how everyone jumped to the conclusion that i must hate the clippy protest in its entirety when i said what i did in my last post of me absolutely crashing out after seeing yet another clogged comment section on youtube without even stopping to actually think about it properly. the protest itself is noble, if not a bit stupid at times, but it tires me every time i go to check for something like clarification on a video’s comment section if something that the video showed was unclear or something but all i see is some more bs about the clippy protest. you do not need to spam post comments about clippy everywhere, that is not the point. all these people are achieving is clogging up another comment section which could be used to post actual advice, clarification, or to, you know, share your thoughts on the video. but now it’s all “clippy just wanted to help” “clippy won’t collect your personal info” “<some link to louis rossman’s original clippy video>”. the profile pictures are fine, maybe a bit repetitive after a while, but fine. i don’t really care about those. but anyways, corporations will not be looking into comment sections, seeing all this clogging them up, and be thinking “oh no, we must change our ways”. people know about the protest, and it really isn’t too hard to just ask about it if you don’t and you just see a clippy profile picture everywhere.
I don’t care
@ministry_of_truth is endorsed by Super Earth and the legions of Helldivers who serve to protect it. The Super Earth Ministry of Truth has been here long before your foul claims on this soil.
@ministryoftruth is officially endorsed by the Secretary of Propaganda.
From this day onward, people in the way of truth will not find their fate appealing.
@ministryoftruth is officially endorsed by the Secretary of Propaganda.
From this day onward, people in the way of truth will not find their fate appealing.
There can be only one
There can be only democracy!
great invention idea: a streetlight for your bedroom that turns on during the night and off during the day, no matter what
FUN FACT: if 50 Cent kept up with inflation, he would be worth the equivalent of $3.00 today
tv show idea: guy with a time machine that can only send him back to 1979 (and then back to the present) has to stop 9/11 from happening
yet another movie idea: jesus has a new rival: a random guy who is not blessed and theres nothing special about him, but hes just really kind to everyone
i have a saying for times like these
if you want to overthrow the government, bribe the guy who owns the @president account
By The Wasted Onion: I'm Going To Overthrow The Government Or Die Trying
Look, I understand that governments exist for a reason. They are there to ensure that we have a functional society and don’t just have a lawless hellscape, and I also know why we have elections; they allow the citizens of nations to decide their future based on what they believe and what they feel is best for their country. It also prevents those who go drunk with power from keeping that power forever.
However, I’m so fucking goddamn pissed that you stupid motherfuckers voted for Kiwi rather than me. What was it? Am I not worthy of the title of wasteof president? Is it because I’m an owl, huh? You morons would vote for a plank of wood if someone stuck googly eyes on it. Like seriously, what’s your problem? You had a perfectly good candidate right here, but no! You just had to go and vote for someone else!
That’s why I am going to do everything in my power to overthrow this incoming government, even if it kills me.
You read that right, I’m going to perform a coup d'état the likes you’ve never seen before. It’s the only option left. The democratic system has failed me, and that means you have left me no choice but to unseat Kiwi from power and make myself your president no matter the cost.
I know what you’re thinking. You think I’m bluffing, but trust me, I am not. I will overthrow this government or die trying. Which will likely be the latter.
This piece was suggested by @owl & @kiwi, thank you!
another movie idea: reformed supervillain runs for mayor of his city to root out corruption and injustice, but the city’s hero is dedicated to stopping him no matter what
movie idea: CEO goes on undercover boss-esque tv show, hits head on rock and forgets he is CEO, ends up becoming leader of the workers union and uniting the workers against the corrupt CEO in an attempt to get better working conditions