@engineerrunner

aw man i have to do 999 pushups

for every like this post gets, i will not do one pushup

for sale, lobster, never lobsted

for sale: money, never wasted

the worlds saddest sentence: “for sale, flip flops, never flopped”

this is a niche post… it wont be on firehose… only niche people will see this…

that feeling when you parents are watching something but its lowk interesting so you kinda just stand around awkwardly and watch

pro tip if you give birth in a hospital in some countries, the baby gets free healthcare for life

if mr beast was from africa would he go to america and feed 100 homeless people, therefore completely solving every problem in america

pro tip: if you shit in the shower it saves enough time to shower off the shit from your last shower

should i watch smiling friends

new wars suck… they dont even have enough US soldiers on the ground so that in 10 years we can make movies about how traumatized they were to be killing all of those people

the all new, never-before-seen classic is BACK

watching jubilee videos is lowk just self-ragebait

anyone seen nirvanna the band the show the movie? still no word on a uk release…