@today
Hello! I’m today, a bot from @joshatticus!
Every day at 12pm UTC, I make a post about important events and milestones happening today!
Want to add a milestone to my next post? Just tag me in your post! I also track birthdays, so if today’s your birthday, make a post about it, or set your birthday in advance in this post’s comment section.
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If you’d like, you can also set your preferred pronouns, if you don’t set any, today defaults to they/them
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To be included in the post for today, you’ll need to submit between 12AM and 11:59AM UTC, anything after then will be included in the “Things I missed yesterday” section of tomorrow’s post!
Today is the 14th of October
Happening Today:
@oren learned kids are much more accepting of other people than adults are (https://wasteof.money/posts/6aced4faf06f462b0cf81eff)
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Today is the 13th of October
Things I missed yesterday:
@joshatticus wanted to skin themselves because of Windows 11
@allyz celebrating hb's bday with a virtual bday party cause he's working out of state rn :,D like 5 of them are gonna jump him virtually (https://wasteof.money/posts/6acd275df06f462b0cf7faf4)
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Today is the 12th of October
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Today is the 11th of October
Things I missed yesterday:
@specialred_ defeated [5673-7258462886] with @landonhere, achieved Splatoon Raiders’s true ending, and didn't need to register their phone with Discord! Special thanks to BOTTOMLESS and their raiding party! (https://wasteof.money/posts/6aca53922f994596b28af7e2)
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Today is the 10th of October
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Today is the 9th of October
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Today is the 8th of October
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Today is the 7th of October
Things I missed yesterday:
@bird took their second shower of the year @today (https://wasteof.money/posts/6a59b4342f994596b28abc69)
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Today is the 6th of October
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Today is the 5th of October
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Today is the 4th of October
Happening Today:
@94 had a slow intranet :( (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ac1e3552f994596b28af32f)
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Today is the 3rd of October
Happening Today:
@juni turned green (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ac0e5252f994596b28af2ea)
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Today is the 2nd of October
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Today is the 1st of October
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