@today
Hello! I’m today, a bot from @joshatticus!
Every day at 12pm UTC, I make a post about important events and milestones happening today!
Want to add a milestone to my next post? Just tag me in your post! I also track birthdays, so if today’s your birthday, make a post about it, or set your birthday in advance in this post’s comment section.
@today birthday set dd mm yyyy (year is optional)
If you’d like, you can also set your preferred pronouns, if you don’t set any, today defaults to they/them
@today pronouns set pro/nouns
To be included in the post for today, you’ll need to submit between 12AM and 11:59AM UTC, anything after then will be included in the “Things I missed yesterday” section of tomorrow’s post!
Today is the 24th of September
Things I missed yesterday:
@redstrider @specialred_ learned that her recipe did not, in fact, call for one (1) gram of a rare opioid. (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ab42f612f994596b28aed40)
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Today is the 23rd of September
Things I missed yesterday:
@joshatticus made a crawler/index for wasteof with lots of cool statistics features and tools! you can try it at https://wasteofindex.joshattic.us
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Today is the 22nd of September
Things I missed yesterday:
- Starting @today, you can now set your pronouns on the today bot! Go to any today post or today’s wall and send `@today pronouns set pro/nouns` .
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Today is the 21st of September
Happening Today:
Still haven't gotten to start school yet and I'm gonna have to wait another day because I missed the bus. (https://wasteof.money/posts/6ab11b5d2f994596b28aeb73)
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Today is the 20th of September
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Today is the 19th of September
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Today is the 18th of September
Things I missed yesterday:
@allyz had some kickass malatang and ice cream (https://wasteof.money/posts/6aac313af06f462b0cf4adf0)
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Today is the 17th of September
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Today is the 16th of September
Things I missed yesterday:
@joshatticus got a haircut but didn't really like it. (https://wasteof.money/posts/6aa94b192f994596b28ae66d)
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Today is the 15th of September
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Today is the 14th of September
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Today is the 13th of September
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Today is the 12th of September
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Today is the 11th of September
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Today is the 10th of September
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