this contest is over, give that man the $10000
By The Wasted Onion: Republicans And Democrats Wasteof Accounts Duke It Out For Coveted ‘Biggest Dweeb’ Award
THE INTERNET—Lashing out at each other with screenshots of news articles with no sources over which political party was more incapable of running the world’s wealthiest country, wasteof fan accounts Republicans and Democrats began fighting a war of words Monday in an effort to be honoured with the platform's “Biggest Dweeb” award. “The LAME-OCRATS and WOKE liberal media would have you believe that KRINGE KAMALA would be a better president than TRUMP! They/them are WRONG! Trump has already done so much for this country unlike SLEEPY JOE,” read a message by the Republicans account, marking a strong start which could win them the award for being completely and utterly batshit weird. “Oh yeah? Well we have facts on our side! You guys have already caused an economic crash and brought back measles. And that reminds me, please remember to DONATE to our fight to wag our fingers at every bad thing Trump is doing! It’s vital you give us your fucking goddamn money, we have THE RIZZ guys,” said a reply from Democrats, which shot the account into the lead after a spike in hospitalisations due to users gritting their teeth to dust from profusely wincing. At press time, when asked by a fellow wasteof user if either of them think their respective parties should refuse money from lobbying groups, both accounts replied “Hell fucking no, give them that sweet moolah” simultaneously.
rip @socialism
he was just a chill guy…
stfu you're just as bad
No need, we’re already planning on doing it ourselves (this is a fan page)
sorry about that
crazy how we had to ban 73% of users who signed up in the last week because they’re random seo spam bots that have decided wasteof is a good place to spam
this meme is so good
why didnt i notice this,,,
istg hack club is a cult
their latest thing is… getting people to move to san fransisco for a whole month with them
guys ik this was a joke but i’m sorry for even saying this
huh, new feature.. time to break out the controversy..
ralsei is NOT the best character in deltarune
for those wondering, this is a new tool we’re testing as a mod team. in the past, when arguments develop into flamewars, we’ve just deleted posts, but this causes context to be lost, and is just overall a bit invasive.
with locking a post, we can now indicate our disapproval of the argument and put our foots down to stop it, without being so invasive/deleting so much.
still, the goal of wasteof isn’t a “free speech platform” and never will be. this is meant to be a safe space with civil discussion, and as a mod team we will take action where necessary to maintain it.
huh, new feature.. time to break out the controversy..
ralsei is NOT the best character in deltarune
for those wondering, this is a new tool we’re testing as a mod team. in the past, when arguments develop into flamewars, we’ve just deleted posts, but this causes context to be lost, and is just overall a bit invasive.
with locking a post, we can now indicate our disapproval of the argument and put our foots down to stop it, without being so invasive/deleting so much.
still, the goal of wasteof isn’t a “free speech platform” and never will be. this is meant to be a safe space with civil discussion, and as a mod team we will take action where necessary to maintain it.