fun fact if you ping @joshatticus instead of pinging @today then the same amount of people will read what you did
when your POOR friend says he’ll raise the ceilings of his trampoline wing because he keeps hitting the chandelier, instead of just lowering the floors 


“no amount of money ever bought a second of time” - billionaire who just invented time travel
that was one of my top 5 favourite canadian movies based on a show based on a band that ive seen this week
oh yeah its also canada day