tv show idea: guy with a time machine that can only send him back to 1979 (and then back to the present) has to stop 9/11 from happening
yet another movie idea: jesus has a new rival: a random guy who is not blessed and theres nothing special about him, but hes just really kind to everyone
i have a saying for times like these
if you want to overthrow the government, bribe the guy who owns the @president account
By The Wasted Onion: I'm Going To Overthrow The Government Or Die Trying
Look, I understand that governments exist for a reason. They are there to ensure that we have a functional society and don’t just have a lawless hellscape, and I also know why we have elections; they allow the citizens of nations to decide their future based on what they believe and what they feel is best for their country. It also prevents those who go drunk with power from keeping that power forever.
However, I’m so fucking goddamn pissed that you stupid motherfuckers voted for Kiwi rather than me. What was it? Am I not worthy of the title of wasteof president? Is it because I’m an owl, huh? You morons would vote for a plank of wood if someone stuck googly eyes on it. Like seriously, what’s your problem? You had a perfectly good candidate right here, but no! You just had to go and vote for someone else!
That’s why I am going to do everything in my power to overthrow this incoming government, even if it kills me.
You read that right, I’m going to perform a coup d'état the likes you’ve never seen before. It’s the only option left. The democratic system has failed me, and that means you have left me no choice but to unseat Kiwi from power and make myself your president no matter the cost.
I know what you’re thinking. You think I’m bluffing, but trust me, I am not. I will overthrow this government or die trying. Which will likely be the latter.
This piece was suggested by @owl & @kiwi, thank you!
another movie idea: reformed supervillain runs for mayor of his city to root out corruption and injustice, but the city’s hero is dedicated to stopping him no matter what
movie idea: CEO goes on undercover boss-esque tv show, hits head on rock and forgets he is CEO, ends up becoming leader of the workers union and uniting the workers against the corrupt CEO in an attempt to get better working conditions
movie idea: CEO goes on undercover boss-esque tv show, hits head on rock and forgets he is CEO, ends up becoming leader of the workers union and uniting the workers against the corrupt CEO in an attempt to get better working conditions
ever noticed how the plot of captain america and the winter soldier is basically the same as the plot of completing the mission
JEFFALO HAS OFFICIALLY ENDORSED OREN FOR PRESIDENT OF WASTEOF
By The Wasted Onion: Jeffalo Won't Endorse Candidate In Wasteof Election To Avoid Swiss Government Arresting Him For Not Having Neutral Stance
note: any votes for kyletech will not count. please vote for a better candidate
Note: Any vote for Blaze will not count. Vote for KyleTech, not for the Blaze account. Thank you.
ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.
Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).
Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.
Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.
PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!
free housing? sounds like socialism to me
ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/2)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a proud platform, and I am happy to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will make your life better for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all tax free.
Speaking of taxes, all taxes will be optional in my administration and tax evasion will be completely legal (except for Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffet, they will instead receive a 50% mandatory tax increase).
Elon Musk will be forced to change his company X to Twitter again as let’s be honest, that’s really cringe of him ngl.
Piracy will be made legal. Remember, if buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. No rent or mortgages, just ask for a house and you get one for free completely paid for by the state. Come on guys, it’s 2025, I think we all know that housing is a basic human right at this point.
PART 1/2 COMPLETED. PART 2 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE KYLETECH FOR PRESIDENT!
i’m mvp++ and i’ve never paid for a rank…
I just spent $12 on Hypixel just so I can chat 3 seconds quicker even though I don’t use the chat very often.
This is what I like to call, a waste of money.
own it bro…
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: ‘It Was A Misinput, Misinput! Calm Down! You Calm The Fuck Down! It Was A Misinput!’ Insists Wasted Onion Spokesman On Israel/Iran Post
