own it bro…
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: ‘It Was A Misinput, Misinput! Calm Down! You Calm The Fuck Down! It Was A Misinput!’ Insists Wasted Onion Spokesman On Israel/Iran Post
calling a genocide “many huge Ls” is kinda an understatement but aight…
Common Oren W
I know Israel have taken so many huge Ls in this war against Palestine but not everything they do is bad
Ok, this is just anti-Israelism and pro-Iranian by the Onion. Insinuating that the strikes were unnecessary is completely false. If Israel did not strike Iran would likely get nuclear weapons at some point. Any country that let this happen would be mind-bogglingly irresponsible.
For one thing, you already know Iran would be sharing these nukes with their militia proxies. This would put the most powerful weapons in the world in the hands of unstable actors in even more unstable countries.
It would also enable and entrench the Iranian regime. Which is actually ranked half as free as the Israeli-occupied West Bank and nearly a seventh as free as Israel itself by NGO Freedom House.
Say what you want about Israel’s past actions or tactics, but this needed to happen. The world cannot allow Iran to get nuclear weapons.
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
https://theonion.com/netanyahu-calls-iran-strikes-necessary-to-prevent-war-he-just-started/
leaks more like based…
i feel a bit left out
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Wasted Onion CEO: ‘Are We Not Important Enough To Get Spam Mentions On Wasteof?’
Mr. (Ant) TENNA’s TV TIME!!!
based
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Update: Trump Buys X/Twitter In Retaliation, Renames It Apartheid Social
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Elon Musk Buys Truth Social, Renames It Jeffery Epstein Fan Club
is that supposed to be big news…
this contest is over, give that man the $10000
By The Wasted Onion: Republicans And Democrats Wasteof Accounts Duke It Out For Coveted ‘Biggest Dweeb’ Award
THE INTERNET—Lashing out at each other with screenshots of news articles with no sources over which political party was more incapable of running the world’s wealthiest country, wasteof fan accounts Republicans and Democrats began fighting a war of words Monday in an effort to be honoured with the platform's “Biggest Dweeb” award. “The LAME-OCRATS and WOKE liberal media would have you believe that KRINGE KAMALA would be a better president than TRUMP! They/them are WRONG! Trump has already done so much for this country unlike SLEEPY JOE,” read a message by the Republicans account, marking a strong start which could win them the award for being completely and utterly batshit weird. “Oh yeah? Well we have facts on our side! You guys have already caused an economic crash and brought back measles. And that reminds me, please remember to DONATE to our fight to wag our fingers at every bad thing Trump is doing! It’s vital you give us your fucking goddamn money, we have THE RIZZ guys,” said a reply from Democrats, which shot the account into the lead after a spike in hospitalisations due to users gritting their teeth to dust from profusely wincing. At press time, when asked by a fellow wasteof user if either of them think their respective parties should refuse money from lobbying groups, both accounts replied “Hell fucking no, give them that sweet moolah” simultaneously.
rip @socialism
he was just a chill guy…
stfu you're just as bad
No need, we’re already planning on doing it ourselves (this is a fan page)