joshatticus's avatar

@joshatticus
Beta tester

hi I exist | currently at war with balze
Wall

balze has declared war on me

3 0 1
‹‹ 17161514
4321 ››

Try my balze client today at https://balze.joshattic.us

Hello Blazers,

We are proud to announce that we are officially making this website open source! We are doing this to allow users to make their own clients (kinda like what Meower did for a long time) and to help us improve our security to not only make it a better platform, but to make it into an app that everyone would love and respect.

If you would like to help us improve our security, add features, or even make your own client, the link is in this post. Thank you for using the flame of social media, and thank you for your help in advance!

https://github.com/blazeapp-lab/blazeapp

balze isn’t dead you can still use it here https://balze.joshattic.us

balze has declared war on me

3 0 1

I win balze has been deleted and is being remade from scratch

It didn't face a DDoS attack I just used up all your egress so you have to buy more now

Hey guys,

Firstly, don’t worry about the email logins, you will still be able to sign up and log in with it. Secondly, our database faced a DDoS attack and caused the site to shut down. We are currently investigating the incident and will update you with more details in the future. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,

Blaze

who wants a sora invite I got 4

no more balze

Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them

you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side

edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username

7 2 0

balze shutdown was just a publicity stunt, he claims he can’t afford wix but now he’s paying some stupid vibe coding crap called lovable $25 per month for the world’s most expensive vps

Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them

you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side

edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username

7 2 0

australia’s BEST value mobile plan right here

for just 39 aussie dollary doos, over 6 months, you get an INCREDIBLE 0.39GB (390MB) of mobile data, available to use at blazing fast 5G speeds capped at 150mbps, so just slower than 4G but with higher battery usage, and at max speeds this great value data will last you exactly 20.8 seconds!

Now let’s talk about the MOST important thing, calls and texts. With this AMAZING VALUE NEVER SEEN BEFORE plan, you get an amazing 110 minutes of calls and 140 Text + MMS within Australia!!1!1 Zone 1 and 2 calls? YES! You get TEN WHOLE MINUTES, look at this VALUE right here. Plus, we love matching numbers, so once you’ve used your 10 minutes of calls, you get 10 whole international SMS messages, YAY!! Zone 3? FUCK YOU.

What are you waiting for? Unlimited data, calls and texts from felix mobile for A$40 per month? NAUR, save SIX WHOLE DOLLARS over 6 months by switching to this INCREDIBLE VALUE plan from TELSTRA.

10 0 1

balze was already dead for like a month before kyle announced it was shutting down because not even kyle uses it so it took him a month to figure it out

skibidi toilet nova search is deathing in 19 days domain expiring don’t wanna pay to renew it it sucks anyways

Since project ember or whatever it was called never dropped I never leaked this but I’m gonna leak it now https://github.com/JoshAtticus/OperationVolcanoRadar

Hello Blazers,

It’s with a heavy heart that we must announce the death of our platform, Blaze. Due to financial constraints, we can no longer afford to keep our platform up and running, especially with the lack of users and sales. Blaze is officially bankrupt.

While this may be upsetting news to some of you, we want to assure that we want to come back. However, it requires money and it requires our users to be active on our platform. This is something that we can’t achieve, which is why we are shutting down.

Our phone number is currently active, but it will be abandoned by next month. If you wish to have your data given to you, you have until October 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, everything will be deleted permanently, meaning if we revive this platform, we’ll have to start over from the beginning. Our phone number is (562)-352-5293 if you want to text us (Calls won’t go through).

Thank you for your support during these last couple of years, we at Blaze truly appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Blaze.

14 5 7

oh yeah it’s school holidays yippee

my brand new nugs 💖 (got 20% off only paid $72 AUD)

‹‹ 17161514
4321 ››