New Blog Post — This post was written by a primitive LLM
Modern LLMs are stinky and controversial, so why care about those when GPT-2 can replace my blog with My new phone is an IPS panel, not a Galaxy S9 or S10, a 5MP Sony sensor phone from January 2014. Speaking of which, why did you just send me this? Because I actually really fucking love my Pixel 8 Pro.
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-09-20-this-post-was-written-by-primitive-ai
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hello from my manufactured landwaste Android tablet I got for free it took hours to download wo.mbat from the play store
BREAKING: Telstra preparing to launch an innovative technology: “Just stealing people’s money and hoping they don’t notice.” Fresh off the rumour mill comes reports of this new tech, which experts are calling “the biggest profit maker of the century,” “wait, isn’t that illegal?” and “why didn’t I think of that first?”
We turned to Telstra’s major competitors for comments, TPG and Optus, who each said “Here at TPG, we will be complaining about this to the ACMA. This is absolutely, not okay at all, if we can’t do it, why can they do it?” and, “It is of utmost priority to ensure our customers get to experience the latest innovations while paying for their Optus service. We’ll be sharing details in a bit on our plan to roll out this new technology.”
While incredibly innovative, the technology is also incredibly simple in nature: Telstra simply takes more money than they’re supposed to from their customers and doesn’t give it back, providing for a potentially infinite increase in profit.
To request their money back, customers must go to the store on a Sunday, something thought to be impossible by most, or convince their boss to let them go on a random Wednesday which will somehow be the busiest day that specific store has ever seen since it opened leading to a multi-hour wait. Subjects are advised the staff are also completely incompetent.
We reached out to Telstra for comment regarding the legality of this new scheme, to which they said:
“Yeah, we think we’ll probably be able to get away with this for like 4 years or so, that’s about how long we get away with everything, and when they fine us we’ll probably just accidentally break 000 again or something because how dare you mess with our bottom line. Wait, is this being recorded? Hey! Stop that”
We’ll be back again at six with more news. Also Tonight: NBN Co announces new $188 billion plan to make the internet actually work sometimes like a quarter of the time as an optional $29.99 per month add-on
new linux malware idea: super secret script you pipe to bash directly from curl that replaces your OS with ChromeOS
FINALLY, wo.mbat is ACTUALLY available on Google Play now!!! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=wombat.joshattic.us
I did not add age verification, instead, Google shouldn’t let you download the app if your account’s age is set to under 18
And now we restart the waiting game :(
In the meantime, 2.4.1 should be up on GitHub very very soon!
Unfortunately, wo.mbat was rejected from the Play Store for… child safety
Google is forcing me to add age verification or restrict it so only users Google thinks is 18+ can download it in the first place, awesome
And now we restart the waiting game :(
In the meantime, 2.4.1 should be up on GitHub very very soon!
Unfortunately, wo.mbat was rejected from the Play Store for… child safety
Google is forcing me to add age verification or restrict it so only users Google thinks is 18+ can download it in the first place, awesome
Unfortunately, wo.mbat was rejected from the Play Store for… child safety
Google is forcing me to add age verification or restrict it so only users Google thinks is 18+ can download it in the first place, awesome
This is the longest it's ever taken for Google to review a new release for wo.mbat
wo.mbat 2.4 is HERE and comes with some awesome new changes!!!!
First of all, thank you SO SO SO much to everyone who tested, wo.mbat is now available in production on Google Play (once Google finishes reviewing the latest release, expect @wombatplaytesting to be lingering)
Second of all, since I made it to production, I'm open sourcing it so you can now download it from GitHub Releases! Yippee yahoo! https://github.com/JoshAtticus/wo.mbat
Alright, now for the changelog:
- Cleaned up the code for open sourcing
- Completely re-did comments so they don't suck, way easier to reply and you can delete and report them now
- Improved the user blocking system so you can now reveal comments from blocked users
- Made profile badges way better, try tapping them, and added exclusive ones for me and my friends
- Like animations (uhh, idk, contact me if you want a custom like animation for a specific keyword, currently "chud" and "wo.mbat" are the only ones)
- Made the explore page a bit better
- Fixed some bugs with search
Oh, also forgot to put in the changelog, but you can now make posts and comments up to 12,000 characters! That's 8x larger than any other client and I don't see how you could possibly hit this limit other than my post the other day, but have fun until it stops working anyways.
The API technically allows for 15,000 characters but I left a bit of headroom for HTML tags used by formatting and images and whatnot.
Enjoy!!
p.s. try liking this post once you update :)
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