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New Blog Post — This post was written by a primitive LLM

Modern LLMs are stinky and controversial, so why care about those when GPT-2 can replace my blog with My new phone is an IPS panel, not a Galaxy S9 or S10, a 5MP Sony sensor phone from January 2014. Speaking of which, why did you just send me this? Because I actually really fucking love my Pixel 8 Pro.

https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-09-20-this-post-was-written-by-primitive-ai

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@today I FINALLY got Windows Autopilot to work and then promptly nuked the OS off of one of the work Surface Pros by accident

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wo.mbat 2.4.3 is here!

changelog (mobile)

- Fixed comment threads and made them far less annoying

- Fixed reposts containing only images and no text content

- Added copying text in posts & comments

- Added tap & hold to copy usernames and bios

changelog (wearos)

- FINALLY ACTUALLY compliant with Google standards

Get it now on GitHub at https://github.com/JoshAtticus/wo.mbat/releases/tag/2.4.3 and it should be available soon on Google Play!

Why does men's deodorant have to be the worst smelling thing ever like no I DON'T want to smell like rusty metal peanut butter cedarwood or industrial exhaust fumes burning plastic

they are currently like 30 minutes LATE

I am at court today

I am at court today

@today I learned my Galaxy Watch9 is somehow capable of 10W wireless charging

Rode a neuron e-scooter, was genuinely the most lame, unexciting, complete waste of $5.80 I've ever used, first time ever riding an escooter but they started billing me before I had even been able to unlock the thing and put the helmet on, tried to end the trip but I was 1m outside the designated parking area so I had to wait 30 seconds to end again (which they billed me for of course), scooter was SPEED CAPPED AT 4.5KMPH UNLESS I DID ID VERIFICATION, I literally paid to move slower than I walked all while looking dodgy as for using an escooter and it wasn't even cool or fun and I used it as a manual scooter 50% of the time, 0/10, I hope they go bankrupt

32 of my 35 submitted requests arrived today!

Fun Fact: Apple still runs this service program, and there's like no limits to what you can submit. I've successfully submitted a mid 2010 iMac, an iPod Shuffle, a 2017 iPhone that isn't even supposed to be included in the program. Hard barrier for 1st gen iPod shuffles though.

aww the scrunkly 🥹🥹🥹 double tap now if you'd scrunkly the when ❤️❤️❤️

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I just found the best web browser ever https://pissandshittium.org/

Fun Fact: Apple still runs this service program, and there's like no limits to what you can submit. I've successfully submitted a mid 2010 iMac, an iPod Shuffle, a 2017 iPhone that isn't even supposed to be included in the program. Hard barrier for 1st gen iPod shuffles though.

Cutting edge intelligence rivalling Gemini 🥶

I walked into the Optus store and as expected since I was probably the first person to do so in months they started desperately trying to sell me things

YES, I HAVE BYPASSED DEMO MODE ON THE GOOD GUYS SMART FRIDGE

I was gonna work on wo.mbat 2.4.3 but then the wind dragged me onto my usual bus route to the nearest shopping centre so I'm pushing it back another day 😔

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