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Help get Compressor on Google Play!

Compressor is almost available on Google Play, but to do so, Google requires that we have at least 12 testers for 14 days. If you want to see Compressor on Google Play, head to https://groups.google.com/g/compressor-beta-testing to join the testing group and install!

Every. Single. Video Compression app on the play store SUCKS, which is why I created Compressor!

  • Faster than every single compression app on the Play Store. Period.

  • Uses native Media3 API, not another slow, bulky FFMpeg wrapper

  • No third party libraries

  • No invasive permissions (no storage, no internet etc)

  • Ad free

  • Super lightweight (< 10MB)

  • Completely native Kotlin (no React Native slop here)

  • Works on Android 7.0 and up

Compared to the first non-sponsored search result for “video compressor” on the Play Store, Panda Video Compressor, with over 10 million downloads, Compressor is 117x faster. When tested on my Pixel 8 Pro compressing a 200MB 4K video down to 1080p30 with the Medium preset in both apps, Compressor took only 11 seconds, Panda took almost 22 minutes.

Furthermore, using the highly optimised native Media3 API, Compressor is able to compress that same 200MB video down to just 2.2MB at 720p30, with virtually no difference in quality on a 6” phone screen.

I don’t currently have $25 USD to sign up for a Google Play Console account, so you can get Compressor completely free from GitHub releases (or build it yourself with Android Studio) at https://github.com/JoshAtticus/Compressor/releases/latest

If you like Compressor, please also consider donating even just a few dollars so I can get it onto the Play Store! I will never paywall features or put ads in the app. https://www.buymeacoffee.com/joshatticus

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don’t forget randomly marking “of”, “it”, “and” along with units like “m/s” and the word sound as stolen too

I love canvas originality report.

You’re right Canvas, my name on the paper IS plagiarism.

My quotes? My citations? Yeah, you got me, I stole those from the sources, it’s all plagiarized.

That sentence about my siblings was taken from the “gay forums” (their label not mine) on realjock (what the fuck is this??)

thank you I deserve docked points for this

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NEVER doing a digital detox again worst thing ever no computer no smartphone just stupid flip phone and watch I only lasted 32 hours

I made these for both candidates back when kyle and I were on speaking terms (they both suck because I made them in Canva 364 days ago)

Shoutout to @JoshAtticus for making this btw

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every time someone asks to be verified their breathing is delayed by at least 0 seconds

Quote test

Hello from my iPod Touch 4

Hello from my iPod Touch 4

Hello from my iPod Touch 4

I think I win until Kyle makes the new balze because balze is dead and the old balze db is gone

balze has declared war on me

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remember when this was a thing

hello from internet explorer 11

sorry, only real platforms may be verified.

@jeffalo Can we get the verification badge please?

I was neither ddosing the database nor did I take it down, I was using my own server, just a single one, to operate a bunch of accounts on balze. At first I thought my bots were the reason balze was going down but it was actually Kyle taking the database down and then blaming me and saying I was ddosing him. Hope this helps.

Don’t forget kyle is also a trumpie and balze is yet another ai slop site

DDOSing some guys database is absolutely loser behavior unfortunately

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Say hi to the new wasteof (E)ink, originally was just gonna be made for me but I guess it could be public too, made for Kobo Touch, should work on any Kobo from the touch onwards (EXCEPT the mini and the other 2 that don't get updates anymore), might work on kindle, might work on old Android/iOS, depends if you have working SSL certs and up to date TLS.

If you wanna try it, https://kobo.joshattic.us

i love strawberry chewing gum

Pissed off because my Pixel watch just died 4 months out of warranty, the screen is dead, it doesn't charge but the heart rate sensor is on