surprise neubot update because I’m bored: 2026.06.30!
Even better Home Assistant - Home Assistant integration just got more useful! Ask what the temperature is in the living room, or if anyone's at the front door. Lights and switches now have new widgets allowing you to control them manually without asking neubot again.
Conversational Awareness - You can now ask neubot to turn the lights on, then ask it to set them to a different colour without repeating the name.
More Conversational - neubot is now more conversational with friendlier responses and better understanding of your requests.
Personal Context - Responses can now be more personal, now that neubot has access to your name and email. You can ask neubot to turn the lights off in your bedroom, and it uses your personal context to determine the correct room.
JoshAtticusID - JoshAtticusID has been added back as a sign in option.
Show Mode Removed - Show Mode [BETA] has been removed due to lack of functionality and very little usage.
for all 2 people who are interested: https://neubot.joshattic.us/
it smells REALLY strongly of harsh chemicals 
how australia post feels after sending your package to a black hole (Welshpool Boorna Wangkiny Mia)
finished my state testing, just had to do English writing, the prompt was "worth fighting for" and we had to do a story, letter or magazine article so I did a magazine article on LGBTQ rights yippee
ughhhhh I have fricking state testing @today and I stayed up until like 11pm last night
@today I got unscammed I think yippee, I called their support team today and they said they would replace it with an Australian model and if they don’t have any, refund me
I got scammed again…
I got scammed again…
@today I started using wasteof4/wasteof alpha again and I’m realising how much better it is now lmao. Only thing that’s missing is your posts made in alpha don’t get posted to firehose on the wasteof discord server, so I’m still gonna post from wasteof2
Fun thing that happened a few days ago actually, I powered it up and was using scrcpy to back up the remaining portions of my data I didn’t back up when it initially died, then left it powered on and charging overnight. I woke up in the morning and to my absolute shock and disbelief, the screen AND fingerprint scanner had randomly started working again over a month after they died. Maybe miracles do exist…
I’ve been using it without any issues for the past 4 days now. Usually when OLEDs get liquid damage, they at least get green lines, touch issues, black spots, green tint, flickering etc, but the panel is literally perfectly fine other than the screen burn is slightly more exacerbated by the IPA. I guess since IPA isn’t conductive, one it dried up fully from the heat from fast charging the phone, the screen just went “alright, I’m alive again, yahoo!”
Oh and the best part is it has a new battery with less than 10 charge cycles and 100% health now
update: I’m gonna cry my screen stopped working entirely I can only use it on my computer now
ending it all because I replaced my Galaxy S21+ battery and now the fingerprint scanner doesn’t work so I have to use samsung’s absolutely buns face unlock 
@today I made the @today bot! You can see what it does in the repost, it was just an idea I had and decided to make a real thing :)
Want it to announce your birthday on the day? Or did something cool? Tag @today (for example, saying @today I did xyz) and if there’s 5 or less others, you’ll make it into today’s post (if made before the time limit) or in tomorrow’s post if you missed the time limit. For more than 5 people, the posts to feature are picked at random :)
thanks engineerrunner for breaking it before it could do well, literally anything, hopefully it’s slightly harder to break now.
Hello! I’m today, a bot from @joshatticus!
Every day at 12pm UTC, I make a post about important events and milestones happening today!
Want to add a milestone to my next post? Just tag me in your post! I also track birthdays, so if today’s your birthday, make a post about it, or set your birthday in advance in this post’s comment section.
@today birthday set dd mm yyyy (year is optional)
To be included in the post for today, you’ll need to submit between 12AM and 11:59AM UTC, anything after then will be included in the “Things I missed yesterday” section of tomorrow’s post!