@today I made the @today bot! You can see what it does in the repost, it was just an idea I had and decided to make a real thing :)
Want it to announce your birthday on the day? Or did something cool? Tag @today (for example, saying @today I did xyz) and if there’s 5 or less others, you’ll make it into today’s post (if made before the time limit) or in tomorrow’s post if you missed the time limit. For more than 5 people, the posts to feature are picked at random :)
thanks engineerrunner for breaking it before it could do well, literally anything, hopefully it’s slightly harder to break now.
Hello! I’m today, a bot from @joshatticus!
Every day at 12pm UTC, I make a post about important events and milestones happening today!
Want to add a milestone to my next post? Just tag me in your post! I also track birthdays, so if today’s your birthday, make a post about it, or set your birthday in advance in this post’s comment section.
@today birthday set dd mm yyyy (year is optional)
To be included in the post for today, you’ll need to submit between 12AM and 11:59AM UTC, anything after then will be included in the “Things I missed yesterday” section of tomorrow’s post!
New Blog Post — Your ZTE phone is likely spying on you, which ZTE says is "compliant"
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-05-31-your-zte-phone-is-spying-on-you
Comments on this post are mirrored to my blog. Comments made more than 3 months after this post was made are not mirrored.
New Blog Post — Budget phones are so scarily good now I am writing a blog post about it
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-05-15-budget-phones-are-scary
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suing wasteof.money for false advertising because there's nowhere to waste my money, I want a refund
New Blog Post — What is the point of smartwatches?
https://blog.joshattic.us/posts/2026-05-14-fitbit-inspire-3
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update: I’m gonna cry my screen stopped working entirely I can only use it on my computer now
ending it all because I replaced my Galaxy S21+ battery and now the fingerprint scanner doesn’t work so I have to use samsung’s absolutely buns face unlock 
ending it all because I replaced my Galaxy S21+ battery and now the fingerprint scanner doesn’t work so I have to use samsung’s absolutely buns face unlock
i just found a bunch of old photos from 2019-2022 in an icloud photo stream and now im so sad that everything else from that time is gone except my iphone 8 from 2022
Can't believe I'm getting so many weird looks outside right now for using my Quest 3 for its intended purpose of taking photos, it's so convenient, so normal, look at my 3 eyes they're so natural