I was neither ddosing the database nor did I take it down, I was using my own server, just a single one, to operate a bunch of accounts on balze. At first I thought my bots were the reason balze was going down but it was actually Kyle taking the database down and then blaming me and saying I was ddosing him. Hope this helps.
Don’t forget kyle is also a trumpie and balze is yet another ai slop site
Say hi to the new wasteof (E)ink, originally was just gonna be made for me but I guess it could be public too, made for Kobo Touch, should work on any Kobo from the touch onwards (EXCEPT the mini and the other 2 that don't get updates anymore), might work on kindle, might work on old Android/iOS, depends if you have working SSL certs and up to date TLS.
If you wanna try it, https://kobo.joshattic.us
Pissed off because my Pixel watch just died 4 months out of warranty, the screen is dead, it doesn't charge but the heart rate sensor is on
Try my balze client today at https://balze.joshattic.us
Hello Blazers,
We are proud to announce that we are officially making this website open source! We are doing this to allow users to make their own clients (kinda like what Meower did for a long time) and to help us improve our security to not only make it a better platform, but to make it into an app that everyone would love and respect.
If you would like to help us improve our security, add features, or even make your own client, the link is in this post. Thank you for using the flame of social media, and thank you for your help in advance!
It didn't face a DDoS attack I just used up all your egress so you have to buy more now
Hey guys,
Firstly, don’t worry about the email logins, you will still be able to sign up and log in with it. Secondly, our database faced a DDoS attack and caused the site to shut down. We are currently investigating the incident and will update you with more details in the future. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
Blaze
no more balze
Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them
you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side
edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username
balze shutdown was just a publicity stunt, he claims he can’t afford wix but now he’s paying some stupid vibe coding crap called lovable $25 per month for the world’s most expensive vps
Nobody can make a balze account anymore because all usernames combined can only be 2457 characters and I’m taking all of them
you know this vibe coded shit is great when the character limit is client side
edit: my bad guys I meant bytes, I have a 233,651 character username
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balze was already dead for like a month before kyle announced it was shutting down because not even kyle uses it so it took him a month to figure it out
