My friend has just started sending me the ACTUAL DOC they wrote their unfinished fanfiction on and the ACTUAL DOC they put the script for a screenplay they are writing on... What stage of friendship is this??? 


I can't tell whether its a problem with wasteof or my phone but when I open the notifications tab for wasteof on my phone it crashes the app... Please send help... A technician... A priest... A doctor... Anyone will do
"tap dancing!" "What?" "We've got to have tap dancing!" "We can't have tap dancing! The movie is set in the French revolution!" "We've got to have tap dancing" "We've got to have tap dancing!"
I have been so bad at reading lately (getting bored and stuff) that I have to like... Slowly reintroduce myself to reading via manga 



Every time I watch Hamilton I add more of its songs to my playlist.... Anyway I have all but 8 songs on my playlist
Update for part of the interview I consumed a mouthful of just hot sauce, this better get me that job
Y'all if I get the job I'm going for I will confess my feelings to @slider_on_the_black I don't actually like him... But I'll tell him I do if I get this job... Why? Because it would be funny ofc
Frick I was cooking with chillies and it got absorbed into my knuckles and apparently got under my fingernails
How do you think Elon and trump are dividing their assets since they are now broken up?