Update for part of the interview I consumed a mouthful of just hot sauce, this better get me that job
Y'all if I get the job I'm going for I will confess my feelings to @slider_on_the_black I don't actually like him... But I'll tell him I do if I get this job... Why? Because it would be funny ofc
Frick I was cooking with chillies and it got absorbed into my knuckles and apparently got under my fingernails
How do you think Elon and trump are dividing their assets since they are now broken up?
The amount of assignments I have piling up are going to form my sepulchre... My sepulchre by the sea Like poor young Annabel lee
Since it's pride month, your straight friends have to give you $100 each, this is non negotiable and must be done upon request in the spirit of pride
Y'all want to know who I am? (Just pretend you do) Y'all desperate to know? (Just pretend you are) Well look no further! I have been told by anonymous sources that I remind them of both Max Caulfield and Ellie Williams! (Life is strange and tlou2 game respectively) how does this work you may be wondering? Well I made a graph! (Pretend I did)
In terms of appearance 7:3 (7 being Ellie 3 being max) In terms of personality 7:3 (7 being max 3 being Ellie) well there you go! You pretty much know me now! Are you finally satisfied? (Pretend you care)
I can pretty much always guarantee 2 or 3 people will like my posts... I'd love to know who these mysterious people are who secretly like my posts... But that also would kill the mystery and make this secret friendship less special... Well whoever it is... Just know you being there makes me smile :)
I think the reason we listen to music so passionately as a species is due to our habit of romanticising things... Now why do we romanticize things? I'm uncertain but I feel like it's probrably because we find that life is better with rose tinted glasses
"nothing is done for free in life... At least not if you are smart" okay y'all heard the quote, to read my messages it now costs a subscription of 50 cents a post
I love CBT (cognitive behavioural therapy) it's essentially gaslighting yourself into feeling better... That's so real