(Titled “Within earshot”)

Greetings Countbinistas!

It’s been another massive week on little planet Earth. 

In the United States, Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt with damage sustained merely to his ear, which is without question the organ he uses least. I am pleased to see that the rest of Mr Trump emerged unscathed, and I wish him good health for the rest of his days. Ideally those days will be served in jail, but that’s up to the American justice system so let’s not hold our breath on that one.