SONIC TOOK MY BEANS! HE JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY BEANS! DAMNIT SONIC I WANTED TO MAKE ENCHILADAS FOR DINNER! I SPENT 4.99 ON THOSE BEANS AND I HAD TO BUY MORE SO I COULD MAKE ENCHILADAS! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAVE TO WALK TO GET MY BEANS!? CAN'T YOU JUST GO AND BUY YOUR OWN? YOU LITERALLY LIVE 3 MINUTES FROM THE SUPERMARKET! YOU SPENT MORE TIME STEALING BEANS FROM ME THAN IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOR YOU TO JUST WALK TO THE SUPERMARKET! GOD, FU-
For some reason my first thought when seeing this in all caps was
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.