Alright, I feel like I’ve hated on soktdeer to the point where even if I asked for an invite code, I would be denied. So now, my brain and my meower addiction can’t team up.
SONIC TOOK MY BEANS! HE JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY BEANS! DAMNIT SONIC I WANTED TO MAKE ENCHILADAS FOR DINNER! I SPENT 4.99 ON THOSE BEANS AND I HAD TO BUY MORE SO I COULD MAKE ENCHILADAS! DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR I HAVE TO WALK TO GET MY BEANS!? CAN'T YOU JUST GO AND BUY YOUR OWN? YOU LITERALLY LIVE 3 MINUTES FROM THE SUPERMARKET! YOU SPENT MORE TIME STEALING BEANS FROM ME THAN IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN FOR YOU TO JUST WALK TO THE SUPERMARKET! GOD, FU-
For some reason my first thought when seeing this in all caps was
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Am I misremembering? I remember sharing https://youtu.be/qpFSeq4zxGY on darflen before but I can’t find it
This is the one where they tell a “goes into a bar” joke very long-windedly
https://rateyourmusic.com/~MrMeems I will look at this later I hope I don't forget
“Once I made a water slide but couldn't find any water so I used CHUTNEY!!”
I asked my physics teacher how he remains calm with the horrible class we have, he said “I don't”
Poor guy.