i hate my brother. he was crying because we were going to a RESTAURANT. he ruined the entire evening for NO REASON. he is 11, he should grow up. his favourite pastime is making people sad and/or angry, and he’s really good at it (he ruined everything before it even began which is quite a feat)

follow these ———→ @cock @kcuf @shutup

kcuf joined a few minutes ago???

36 minutes ago

Still. Do you know who made it?

yeah i made it lmao

Why (those get banned)

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Wait a second, when did I get 47 followers on Darflen? What is this?

Tbh that’s a good thing to know, but still; “way of the rizzler”

Ok ngl I need to learn that

I recommend you visit this place

(image found from my buddy Google)

is there any reason for the Evie on your pfp?

There's a reason I chose that specific pokémon (Eevee is my favourite) but no specific reason to why I chose an Eevee picture out of every image I have on my phone

oh ok

Does anyone else thunk “must’ve” is a really weird word?

I don’t like apple so I have no need to watch their thing

Here’s a huge city. Population: everyone.

Me when the world is at about a kjghpillion degrees

My personality is weird. Half the time, I’m chaotic neutral. The other half I’m having an existential crisis, and the last half I’m overly serious

Someone needs to follow esben or my 100 followers prediction will be wrong

There’s robots that are way too good at art

Everyone’s sad and trying to get to mars

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