@luckythecat

Mandela effect when you think that you used to be able to repost multiple posts at the same time on wasteof before

i’ve always vaguely wondered who would die first if you trapped every wasteofer in a room together

don’t you just love the smell of burned toast filling your home

me when I knew one kid was gonna fall in the freezing creek and two fell in

I won a treading water contest against two eighteen year olds once

one of them was a lifeguard

i’m pretty sure she went easy on me but did win lol

gee i’d never guess, phil

you’re up to your nose in snow it sure does look cold

purplest

my average “i just opened the gc” texts:

heyyy guys

whats up chat

heyyy chat

hiiiiiiii

helloooooooooo

hiiiii guys

y’all are crazy whats up

my eyes change color sometimes. to date, i’ve had two blue eyes and one black one

“it’s not that deep” is the new way to say, “I don’t know what to say and I want you to shut up”

I literally can’t think of anything to say that’s not about music

umm

uhh

I hit my friend on the head with a frying pan once

when i’m mad I always listen to Believer by Imagine Dragons

don’t ask why

airpods slide annoyingly well on ice

why do all of my friends always want to talk face to face instead of using faceless easy not awkward words in the form of texting