it’s crazy how much my humor has been influenced by Kevin McCallister, Mark Watney, and Ryan Trahan
can someone please tell me why I keep finding new ways to talk to random faceless strangers
so I found these what I thought were like no-name snacks in my pantry a few weeks ago and they were pretty good but then today I saw a career ladder yt short and found out they’re Ukrainian and “conquering the world” whattttttttt
I always heard it was about a Christian guy in ancient Rome called Valentine who helped people get illegally* married 
*(by roman law, the emperor guy thought single bros fought in the army better like what)
edit: both of those stories could be true but i’m just saying you left out part of it skycedar
Reminder that Valentines Day is actually about a Catholic saint who was martyred and had his heart ripped out
How romantic
Edit: (and then it got merged with another holiday and a poem was written about it and it turned into what we know today)
this post is questionable….
i’ve always decided which team I go for the day before the Super Bowl by their mascot
I never even watch it lol
I specifically remember being kinda sad a few years back when the bengals lost just because I liked the tiger more than the ram
I was looking at pictures from a place I went about a year ago and I realized that there’s one spot where I did something really dumb last year. I don’t even remember what it was but I just know that that in that one part of the room I did something I regretted a lot or something happened that I hated lol
ok ST I think we all knew that your site’s messed up when it breaks breaks any time you do anything