@luckythecat

I bet you’ve never seen a sack of 25 pounds of chocolate chip cookies

I won a raffle

for some reason at like five this morning I had the idea of making gourmet water

it’s literally just cucumbers and blueberries and lemon juice (and water of course lol). I literally always have those things at my house for some reason so that’s nice

you know you’re in trouble when your yearly playlist starts measuring the length of itself in days and you have the entire discography of multiple artists on it

you know when you’re wondering about something and then it just suddenly pops up on YouTube without you doing anything? we’re living in the future rn

I know how to do cpr now

before today I pretty much only knew “chest compressions! chest compressions! chest compressions!” via my good friend Doctor Mike on YouTube lol

but you know, in the end, it pretty much amounts to the same thing

my coach made me so happy today, apparently my first race this season is a night race

there’s these two restaurants that I go to sometimes and whenever the door opens they have this thing that beeps and somehow the beep is exactly the same as the first two beeps of my alarm clock so whenever i’m sitting there and the door opens I have the urge to throw myself out of bed and slam the alarm clock against the wall

anyway I gotta wake up at 5:30 tmrw, already preparing myself for more clock slamming

I still wish for you

maybe dogs just have stockholm syndrome

I wish I could make a petition for jeffalo to add a poll feature to wasteof, so people could vote on whether or not he should

but sadly, I can’t

good grief when I was little my dad used to pay me for killing dandelions in our yard but I forgot that he paid kind of a lot so I could literally get $35 just from picking them

dang, I wish he still did that

what if I told you that I have nothing to say

joking around with strangers is honestly one of the things that makes me happiest