@luckythecat
I spent an hour researching dirt and suddenly humans seemed a lot more interesting
three days ago…
hey, guys, I need a halloween costume. I was thinking of going with ‘French king’ vibes. I’ve got these scooters, and the ladder truck from work is over there. the chainsaws are in the closet. who’s with me?
my friend’s dog got put down yesterday 
I never met him but she’s really sad about it and so I am too. he wasn't even that old.
the best wasteofers have sky or clouds in their banners
i’m serious though a ton of us have sky/clouds in our banners if you look around
I am now so skilled at turning off my alarm in the morning I can do it without waking up or consciously remembering it!! 
as a homeschooler one of the funniest things is that if I ever know somebody who’s really annoying they always end up going off to public school and I never see them again..
I just realized that I made one of the points in my paper “why not?”
probably not the smartest idea
I was going down the sidewalk to my piano teacher’s house and this old guy was sitting on his front porch with a dog. when I came by the dog started barking at me and the guy was trying to quiet him down I guess. then I distinctly heard him say, (to the dog) “shhhh, let the little lady go, she doesn’t have time to say hello, going to her piano lesson”
so my first thought was why did bro have to call me a little lady and then how he knew I was going to my piano lesson?????? anyway idk why he talks to his dog so loud either lol because I heard him easily. it made me feel really rude that I hadn’t said hello but I don’t know the guy and I was about to be late so like… he didn’t have to say that.
welp, that was weird
the average person will randomly see about 7 wasteof or darflen users irl during their lifetime
it’s weird when I realize that people online that I think are popular and have a lot of followers don’t think that they’re popular or maybe don’t realize it. kinda ironic lol
I actually have a lot of reasons to remember the 21st of September other than the song.
a year ago today I was at this retreat with my youth group and I remember waking up and just seeing one of my friends staring at me. then we had an actually acceptable breakfast and then we did a buncha stuff. all day I was like “why am I so happy???” then that afternoon one of my friends got this actually giant splinter in her foot that was like an inch long and so I ran down this gravel path barefoot to get somebody to help and anyway so eventually there were a bunch of adults trying to help her get the splinter out and she was like crying. we were supposed to be doing something else I think and me and my friend missed all that because she was trying to get the dang splinter out. eventually the youth pastor guy had to literally make me go to dinner and I ate maybe a few bites and then came back. then eventually she finally did get the splinter out and we were so happy. later that night we had a bonfire and people were roasting marshmallows and there was lightning that we could see, and then a couple of my friends started putting marshmallow on other people. then it literally started pouring down rain and it was pitch black and I was trying to find the cabin but I couldn’t and I went in the wrong one lol. I finally got to the right cabin a bit later and then when i was trying to fall asleep I didn’t want to fall asleep because I didn’t want it to end.
actually, I won’t bore you with my craziness. i’ll just say, um, I had a really great day a year ago.