@luckythecat

the nice thing about having a lot of friends who are writers is that you get yourself written into a lot of books

my name is literally written in code in one book and I have my own characters too

I remembered too!

I think of you guys as “wasteof characters”

my history book talks about Robert E Lee like he’s some kind of amazing noble valiant hero and then it talks about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln like they’re just normal people

it can’t seem to shut up about how “great a man” he was

every Monday I get hurt somehow and every Wednesday something bad happens

i’m not superstitious… right? i’m just seeing a pattern.

wait is it not like a normal thing to just ghost people if you don’t want to answer a question

of course they went and made a foldable iphone because good ideas just get stolen don’t they

also why the heck is it so big

wasteof sure is cheerful today, isn’t it?

I hate that Americans are trained to think it’s super weird and laugh when we hear someone using the metric system

we’re the weird ones, not them

every time I wear high top converse and i’m sitting down taking them off I feel like I should be Mr. Rogers singing “won’t you be my neighbor? ”

Wasteof works better on the random church iPad than on my own laptop lol

I’m learning Spanish and thankfully I forgot all of my latin knowledge so that doesn’t bother me but every once in a while some French will sneak in there….

I have so many coneheads in my life it's amazing

for the fact that conan gray isn't all that famous compared to some other artists I guess I got pretty lucky

I was telling a girl I know that I liked conan gray and expected her to not know who he was and she literally had the name of one of his more obscure songs on her shoelaces. she knows his music as well as I do lol.

I bet you’ve never seen a sack of 25 pounds of chocolate chip cookies