@luckythecat

literally the only time I text either one of my brothers it’s about either food or our dog

I keep seeing guys with dark sunglasses today

one of them saw me looking at him and just nodded. very mysteriously I tell you

help

one of my friends was at someone’s house in their backyard for a barbecue thing and they had chickens in their yard and he accidentally dropped his fried chicken and a bunch of the live chickens came over and ate it

my dog has this takeout box in the fridge entitled “Arwen’s ossuary of delights”

I like being a normal person doing normal friend things for once

it’s crazy how much my humor has been influenced by Kevin McCallister, Mark Watney, and Ryan Trahan

can someone please tell me why I keep finding new ways to talk to random faceless strangers

nice to see that wasteofers are putting a lot of work into their posts

so I found these what I thought were like no-name snacks in my pantry a few weeks ago and they were pretty good but then today I saw a career ladder yt short and found out they’re Ukrainian and “conquering the world” whattttttttt

I always heard it was about a Christian guy in ancient Rome called Valentine who helped people get illegally* married

*(by roman law, the emperor guy thought single bros fought in the army better like what)

edit: both of those stories could be true but i’m just saying you left out part of it skycedar

bro when you remember your coach isn’t old enough to drink

this post is questionable….

is it still schoolwork if it feels necessary to put your signature next to it?

sometimes I literally just scroll on unsplash lol