@luckythecat
yesterday I saw a sunset that looked exactly like a memorable sunrise from last summer
this cookie store gave us TWICE as many cookies as we asked for and paid for last night 
I read an article about one of my friends and now am realizing just how much glazing happens in the media 
In-n-out??? swig??
the nice thing about having a lot of friends who are writers is that you get yourself written into a lot of books
my name is literally written in code in one book and I have my own characters too
my history book talks about Robert E Lee like he’s some kind of amazing noble valiant hero and then it talks about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln like they’re just normal people
it can’t seem to shut up about how “great a man” he was
every Monday I get hurt somehow and every Wednesday something bad happens
i’m not superstitious… right? i’m just seeing a pattern.
wait is it not like a normal thing to just ghost people if you don’t want to answer a question
of course they went and made a foldable iphone because good ideas just get stolen don’t they
also why the heck is it so big
I hate that Americans are trained to think it’s super weird and laugh when we hear someone using the metric system
we’re the weird ones, not them
every time I wear high top converse and i’m sitting down taking them off I feel like I should be Mr. Rogers singing “
won’t you be my neighbor? ”