Aqua Vitae (Explodatorium)
I need to stop using my watch so it can charge to enough battery that I can actually use it for any amount of time, but I have pretty much nothing else to do
I know I've been talking about so many controversial things lately, I've been seeing them pop up on other websites and it's driving me insane knowing that I can't talk to them about it respectfully, so I go and rant about it in a wasteof post.
I absolutely do not understand neopronouns. What is the point of them? Why couldn't you just use they/them? So many of them are absolutely absurd too, such as "magic". How am I supposed to use that in a sentence? It doesn't make sense. They also aren't actual words, unlike he, she, they, and the other forms of pronouns. I don't think using those are necessary at all, and I'm probably just going to use they/them because I have no idea how the hell neopronouns work.
Greatest post of all time
Hello internet, welcome to Game Theory! Call it nostalgia or more of a innocent time but we are gonna talk about Sans' identity again!!
Last time, well... Lets just say I was very wrong. But today my fellow theorists I have figured out Sans' identity and IP address!
First things first is who is Sans, I've searched top to corner. I've sacrificed my eyes going to the dark web... It was not very pleasant but hey! At least I've got myself a child slave! I'm getting sidetracked. My investigations came all the way to... A murderer... A selfish, evil hacker... A furry... A purple man..! Ladies and gentlemen, it is Purplegeist from FNAF World!
"But Matpat" I hear you say, hear me out. I have a shotgun in my basement. I also have your parents at gunpoint SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME!
Ahem So Sans', or Purplegeist's, IP is..! Wait, I haven't told you how I found it! First, I went to the underground and robbed Sans' computer to find out if he had a VPN... Nope! I won't tell you how exactly I found his IP for legal reasons but it is...! 182.53.78.47! That is right fangirls! Swarm that house, swarm!
I think my job here is done but hey, thats just a theory... A GAME THEORY! Thanks for watching.
I feel like some of those soldiers could barely bear being next to something that was barely their ally.
Today I defeated Propeller Knight (french 
) , meaning I've beaten all of the knights. I'm working on getting all of the collectible red skulls, I have about 86 out of 100.
