im trying to write a story and i have the plot and characters figured out so now do i just. start writing that's scary
real of you except i do the opposite. i know nothing about any of the characters in any of my books. sorry!!!!
Ain’t called infatuation for nothin’. The ‘i’ represents me being an imbecile, the ‘n’ represents me being a nitwit, the ‘f’ represents me being a (fricking) idiot, the ‘a’ represents me being absurd, the ‘t’ represents me being TOTALLY dumb, the ‘u’ represents me being stUptid, the ‘a’ represents the situation being asinine, the ‘t’ represents me being thick, the ‘i’ represents me being an idiot, the ‘o’ represents me being obtuse, and the n represents me being a NINCOMPOOP!!!
not something i ever anticipated saying but here we are (its funny with context i swear)
explain this to me with all the detail possible please snx i might not respond but i would like to talk you or rather read you yapping 
youve stuck with me through everything and i don’t think i tell you enough how much i appreciate that. i love you. 
OKAY THEN so in football uh there’s the quarterback (qb) who throws the ball. and he throws it to someone. and that person tries to catch it and run with it. and there are different positions people can play. one of them is the wide receiver, who’s whole job is basically just. catching the ball. they don’t run that much, although they can. anyway, the denver broncos’ quarterback is bo nix, and their star wide receiver is courtland sutton. and bo nix is good at throwing the ball to courtland sutton. and so. yeah. that’s basically it. oh yeah the context of the rizz part is that my crush wore a denver broncos jersey to youth group a few weeks ago so i was like “omg should i try to use denver broncos rizz on him,,,”
i am going to crash out nikola jokic dropped 56 points and we STILL lost to the WORST TEAM IN THE NBA
YOU DONT HAVE TWITTER + I NEVER ACTUALLY INTERACTED WITH HIM HE JUST WANTS TO CENSOR PEOPLE WITH MY POLITICAL VIEWPOINTS + MEMBERS OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY + DONT CALL HIM A GROWN MAN HE HAS THE MATURITY AND INTELLIGENCE OF A 12-YEAR-OLD AND THATS BEING GENEROUS
i swear all this unserious basketball team that’s alternating wins and losses consistently has done for me is give me stupid emojis for my neri server
I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT IT BEING THE 67TH ANNIVERSARY OF HOLLYS FIRST ED SULLIVAN PERFORMANCE ON THE FIRST IM SO MAD…
YOUTH GROUP WAS SO FUN LAST NIGHT THEY HAD PIE AND I ATE PUMPKIN PIE THAT MY CRUSH CUT AND PUT WAY TOO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM ON IT AND THEN HOLLY SPRAYED WAY TOO MUCH WHIPPED CREAM DIRECTLY INTO MY MOUTH 3 SEPARATE TIMES AND THEN THEY HAD A CONTEST AND IT WAS BRADY MATT AND BEN VS TY AND CODY VS HOLLY AND CASHLEY AND ENZLEY AND TY FORGOT HE WAS DIABETIC SO I HAD TO EAT THE LAST PIECE OF HIS HALF OF THE PIE AND SO TY AND CODY AND I WON THE CONTEST AND I GOT LIKE NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I HAD A SUGAR HIGH
brady couldnt eat any more pie and this was just as ty was like "how many carbs are in this? ...oh no" so brady joked "i have diabetes too" and ty said "you do now" because of how many carbs he had just eaten 
i literally just made a post referring to buddy holly as just holly because idk over the past year i’ve realized it’s odd to call dead people you’ve never met by their first name so i refer to them by their last names instead, like i was in war with them or smth so i stared at the phone for like twenty seconds with my mouth agape and eyes wide