how to talk to the dorky blond class president u lowkey really really really like and maybe get him to like you back and also have your parents not completely crash out over it no glue no borax
clarifications
1 i am not actually asking for advice i’m just crashing out on my bestie’s wall. as the greats do. i will figure it out i swear please do not feel pressured to help me
2 i call him dorky as a compliment he’s so. he’s so. he’s so weird and stupid and it’s so cute and i love him so much for it he’s sooo. do u get what i’m saying
3 u know ab Sharon and Jeff u know they would crash out over the idea of me “dating” (even if all dating really means is hanging out at school and like. maybe texting sometimes)
clarification on clarification 3
i might get a phone soon mayhaps bc i’m going on a 5-day trip 7 hours away with the band. however my mom says it would be “the family phone” (whatever makes her feel better ig) so i hope she’s okay with the family phone having a denver nuggets wallpaper and getting constantly blown up by the ochs class of 29 gc
omgg yayyy also did i ever tell you that my dads phone offcially became mine,, like i even call it my phone now (i legit always forget tho because i was so used to calling it his lolll and it still has the same uhhh case lolll,, i still think of my mom by her real name and ask siri to call her and not just mama 
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lmao good i trust in you to figure it out girl i could NOT help loll
this conversation is making me feel like a teenager. yes i can comprehend in some way what you are saying i understand you mean that as a compliment to him lol
i can understand why they would crash out lwk i hear so many horror stories of stuff teenagers have done at my age it freaks me out
but also lwk it irks me when my parents act like i dont know that and dk how to be safe so i can understand ur perspective too, if i was in their spot i would just try to get to know my kids friends and people better and make sure they always felt safe to talk to me 
idk what else to write i lwk have written this all like a freaking robot </3
no no i get what ur saying but like. lincoln’s very responsible. so am i. we’re not gonna be idiots