that moment when the days blend together and you don't know what day of the week it is since you dont have anything different going on any day of the week
im so good at autism that i passed the test without even studying
the early bird gets the worm a few extra minutes to cry in their car before work
why is the last season of breaking bad so fucked up like god damn
whenever you do cpr go along with the beat of "another one bites the dust" by queen because it's ironic and it's the right tempo
there's hydrogen and helium and lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon everywhere, nitrogen all through the air, with oxygen so you can breathe, and fluorine for your pretty teeth, neon to light up the signs, sodium for salty times, MAGNESIUM, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, then sulfur, chlorine, and argon, potassium, calcium so you grow strong, scandium, titanium, vanadium, chromium, and manganese. this is the periodic table, noble gas is stable, halogens and alkali react aggressively, each period we'll see new outer shells while electrons are added, moving to the right...
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Let's see, how should i post here? lmao
my english teacher would love to start about emoji pronouns
New episode of Minecraft: Story Mode, and we were hosting it, our act just wasn’t it, from the Sun too and extends to about the magic of raw bees.
im so overstimulated i jus need to not have senses for a week straight
like vision and taste yeah ill keep that, but no hearing, touch or smell cuz yuck