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who the fuck is grippins

fact: Catalonia was a region of Spain that was an independent country for a mere 8 seconds in 2017, holding the record for the shortest lifespan of a nation.

We're all good now.

I think.

Just got home from my holiday vacation. I cleaned up the objectives in a special Water-type hyperspace wild zone real quick, so I did a little fly-spamming and got this shiny Mudkip.

Y'know what? I'm gonna commit myself to this challenge. I'll see if I can catch a shiny Pokémon every day for the rest of the year. Considering that a Pokémon Storage System box can hold 30 Pokémon, I'll quite literally be making a shiny advent calendar! Maybe I'll make a separate account to share them on.

I just listened to a bunch of Tame Impala songs without realizing they were made by Tame Impala

So uh, I guess I like Tame Impala now

yes, that is correct

but don’t assault other users or paradock and blaming them for being in the same community as other people

darflen is still a cesspit

Hot take: I know this is an insane, foreign concept, but maybe we shouldn't go attacking random platforms for no reason? Like, I don't really like Darflen either, but I'm not about to go attack it like it's the devil. Just, leave them alone, man. Please?

This is kinda like when Josh Atticus kept DDOSing Blaze or whatever. Just, stop.

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You guys should definitely get me onto alpha’s top users page

Or not idk it would be cool tho

my new year’s resolution is 1920 × 1080 hahahahaha you can laugh now. please

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Guys what's our opinion on coleslaw

New Year's Day has been postponed until January 2nd.

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Merry Christmas y'all

Only a few days until 2023

This is talking about Jeffalo and the Kiwi-Late administration btw for anyone who needs context

For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

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random terry of the day:

https://archive.org/download/TempleOSYouTubeVideos/TerryADavisLiveStream720p_30fps_h264-192kbit_aac_339.mp4

WARNING: content may be offensive/insensitive/crazy terry davis, view at your own risk.

I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess

I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.

The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea

The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.

A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.

Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.

After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”

I told him not to state the obvious.

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