come follow me into the dark, with your heart as the arc, which shall shine you the way
Come to the dark; it's plenty bright!
We have cookies and parties at night!
We're so friendly, so why do you fear?
Do we threaten what you hold dear?
Listen to me just this once, lest-
Drama? Violence? Oh, you jest.
Come along and learn our ways;
Our customs and arts are sure to amaze!
Did a cryptic message frighten you?
A vector perturbing to someone new?
Headcanons, comics, fanmade lore
Have no bearing on our fandom's core
It's okay, that's alright
Now become a princess overnight
Come and laugh, learn our ways
We're always here to share our days~ Hey There, Pals!, 260705c
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wo.mbat has a great blocking feature for nuisances, you should join the beta test today https://groups.google.com/g/wombat-beta-testing/c/ufgJuwVOAa8
Generative AI would be so much better if it just knew how to say “I don't know.” instead of just lying tonyouy
I think this might just be the first Wasted Onion article based on factual information and with a dramatic twist that isn't fictional.
By The Wasted Onion: Lawmakers Think They Can Muzzle The Wasted Onion, They're Correct
When I first took the helm of The Wasted Company in 1856 after defeating my father in pancreas-to-pancreas combat, I swore to make the world a worse place. We accomplished this by offering an endless stream of hacked-up news slurry via our all-powerful newsroom at The Wasted Onion, powered by the bones of dead children. That is now under threat. The U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee has passed the NO FAKES Act, putting it one step closer to becoming law. The bill would create a broad property right for a person's disgusting look, harsh voice, and general tasteless style. While that might sound wonderful to you simple-minded plebs, it actually threatens to undermine First Amendment-protected speech. U.S. lawmakers may think they muzzle our truth-telling death-march, and they would be correct in their assessment.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/lawmakers-think-they-can-muzzle-the-wasted-onion-theyre-correct/
This stories concept was suggested by @owl, thank you!
flashbacks
By The Wasted Onion: Cisgender Man Confused Why Non-Binary Friend Not Speaking In Binary
WILMINGTON, DE—Attempting to be a supportive ally to his gender non-conforming friend, local cisgender man Jack Moss admitted Sunday that he was confused why his non-binary friend, Taylor Foster, did not speak in binary.
Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/cisgender-man-confused-why-non-binary-friend-not-speaking-in-binary/
the jennie remix of Dracula by Tame Impala feels like “How TAME IMPALA and ME recorded DRACULA!”
I don't want to
Port React Compiler to Rust
https://github.com/react/react/pull/36173
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48473662
