You guys should definitely get me onto alpha’s top users page
Or not idk it would be cool tho
This is talking about Jeffalo and the Kiwi-Late administration btw for anyone who needs context
For unto us a Child is born, Unto us a Son is given; And the government will be upon His shoulder. And His name will be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
random terry of the day:
https://archive.org/download/TempleOSYouTubeVideos/TerryADavisLiveStream720p_30fps_h264-192kbit_aac_339.mp4WARNING: content may be offensive/insensitive/crazy terry davis, view at your own risk.
I just beat Magnus Carlsen in chess
I am actually really good at chess so magnus invited me around his house for a 1v1. When I got round his house, I saw his indimitating setup in his chess room as he had layed out maths books to remind me of my tragic incident last week, but I was cool as a cucumber.
The chess match started, and I immediately had him on the ropes with taking a few of his pawns with my bishop. He started to play aggressive though, and I had an idea
The dertermenter double sacrifice. Like genius, I sacrificed my queen and a rook, all to create space to put his king into check. After a fake with my knight to make sure his king couldn’t move, I checked his king, and won.
A moment of greatness where I, dertermenter, beat the #1 chess player. From maths exam shitter to chess grandmaster.
Afterwards he stood in silence, stunned. I glazed on, pondering how he would react.
After a while, he stood on the table where we were playing chess, pointed at me, and announced “that man is the greatest of all time!”
I told him not to state the obvious.
They just released the Tall Peter files
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"feels like im using scratch 7.0. this is crazy."
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salvē
i LOVE being gay therefore i am declaring myself the gayest money wasterer until someone challenges me