I watched The Hunger Games tonight. It's pretty good, and I definitely think I'll watch the second one, but I do wish they gave Rue more screen time to make that one scene more impactful
I genuinely don't know how ANYONE can see shit like this from the fucking government and STILL think that this administration is good.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace
my girlfriend !!!!!!Happy Holloween, y'all!
Today I saw:
A Spamton costume
A Knight (from Hollow Knight) costume
A Hornet (from Hollow Knight) costume (with Knight)
And a sans costume
Also, I swear on everything I saw somebody wearing Ceroba’a mask (from Undertale Yellow), but the rest of the outfit didn't match so idk
My fellow Wasteofers, this is clearly a lie from the KiwiLate administration. Join me in overthrowing the government and/or vote me in next year, and I'll reveal who actually assassinated TallPeter.
president’s log of australia: day 30/30
why i sure do love being in australia, i sure do hope nothing out of the ordinary happens on this particular day oh hey look is that a
SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
After a really long, boring, and drawn-out saga to catch the terrible individual responsible for murdering @tallpeter in cold blood, me and Late have successfully identified this blight on the wasteof community and would like to invite you to publicly shame them alongside us.
As it turns out, identifying the killer was not easy. We had to sift through a ton of the TallPeter files, some of which we shared with you officially and the rest was… graciously shared publicly by the Wasted Onion without our prior written permission, but we don’t really care. After all, they were just a few random government documents we had lying around, who cares if they get leaked?
Believe us, this was a tough case. The murderer made sure to leave no trace - except they accidentally did, so they didn’t really try that hard. On multiple occasions, our top investigators felt compelled to drop the case entirely, but after being promised more free meatball subs, they persisted.
And now I can finally reveal, after months of talking about this with seemingly no end in sight, that there is indeed a light at the end of the tunnel. The savage responsible for killing TallPeter in broad daylight is:
@ikilledtallpeter420.
I’m just as shocked as you all are, honestly. Of all the good, upstanding citizens on this website, the one that was arguably a saint up to this point chooses to go through with this unthinkable act.
Oh by the way, yes we made sure to dox them, and don’t worry, they are not hot. Next question.
We have moved ikilledtallpeter420 to KiwiLate Maximum State Penitentiary, and they are officially on death row. I will authorize our Executive Executor @adventuremase to fulfill his one job in a few short days soon, but until then you can feel free to shame this scum of the earth on this wasteof profile. Also, we’re letting you, the wasteof community, decide what ikilledtallpeter420’s last meal should be. I’m thinking an all-you-can-eat nutraloaf buffet… with a side of justice… but if you all want to give him a cake for some sick twisted reason, just make your voice heard on this post and the KiwiLate Kitchen Department will try to accommodate.
Here are some words from Late in regards to this milestone in detective work:
[We regret to inform that Late failed to respond for an interview in time for the publication of this document. They don’t call them Late for nothing, after all. We apologize for the inconvenience. Should they choose to respond, this document will be updated accordingly. - KiwiLate Proofreading and Waffle Distribution Department]
As for me, the president of wasteof dot money, I have been escorted by the KiwiLate Ok Fine We’re Just Making Up Departments Now department to the fastest economy-class plane they could find. Yes, after my unusually long leave of absence, I will finally be returning to the one sane place that is Wasteoftopia and fulfilling my normal obligations. They said this was for “safety” or some dumb new DEI woke thing. Unbelievable!
Thank you all for your support over the course of these past 30 days. I know you all were so worried about me and wanted an easily accessible lifelog because we all know the world revolves around me, but fear not, for KiwiLate, and its accompanying justice system, has returned in all its glory.
Sincerely,
The KiwiLate Administration.
P.S. Someone mailed a bunch of vinyl records to my home address and a ton of money mysteriously disappeared from my wallet over the course of this trip. What’s up with that?
P.P.S. Maybe now Late will finally draw that worm with sunglasses playing the saxophone. Maybe. MAYBE.
In maybe a month or so, Glaze will be ready for public testing. If you would like to be one of the testers, comment your username and a way for me to privately contact you (Discord, Revolt/Stoat, email, etc). In this time, registrations will be disabled until full release.
When it is ready for testing, I will send you a one-time password to log in with alongside your username, and you will be prompted to change it upon doing so.
I started using Android Studio yesterday.
Kotlin is a weird language, but it's honestly kinda straight-forward when you play around with it. I'm not a huge fan of static typing, though.
My fellow Wasteofers, this is blatant libel from the Kiwi-Late administration. The new presidency is clearly paying whoever investigates situations on this platform to falsify information so that they can spoil the good names of myself and many others.
I would never commit such a violent crime or try to cover up the said crime or attempt to protect the perpetrator of the aforementioned violent crime. Also, I have never expressed a want to violently overthrow the government. All of my overthrowing thus far has been completely peaceful!
By The Wasted Onion: EXCLUSIVE: The Wasted Onion Has Acquired Documents Part Of The TallPeter Files
THE INTERNET—Ever since the beginning of the Kiwi-Late Administration, the TallPeter files have been at the top of the public political discussion across wasteof, with citizens demanding their release since President Kiwi pledged to do so at the beginning of his term. Today The Wasted Onion can reveal it has obtained CIA documents that are part of the TallPeter files. The files, known by many as the TallPeter files, are a large trove of documents pertaining to the assassination of 2025 wasteof presidential candidate and tall as hell dude TallPeter, who was shot near one of The Wasted Onion’s over 1.5 trillion headquarters. According to information provided by @Leaks, the files are a collection of documents created by the previous Auriali-Perrin Administration and the current wasteof government that catalogue the initial investigation all the way up to the current administration's efforts to track down the suspect who fled the scene. The documents are believed to be reports, memorandums, evidence lists, dossiers, email correspondences and fun trivia cards about the history of the taco. The partially redacted documents acquired by The Wasted Onion from an anonymous source wearing a Guy Fawkes mask are six pages from a top secret CIA Special Inquiry which was written by the CIA as a summary for the president of the current situation regarding the agencies investigation into finding the suspect who killed TallPeter, with autopsy details, photo evidence as well as hypotheses about potential suspects, with wasteof users such as @Thrat, @Owl, @Mef, @Burrito and more being named as suspects. The pages also contain a photograph shared by the president online of a handwritten shopping list, proving their legitimacy and how goddamn good we are at our jobs. Due to the sensitivity of these documents, The Wasted Onion Editorial Board has decided to release them recklessly, saying in a statement that “you only live once!” The Wasted Onion has reached out to the Crack House for comment on why the fuck they put us as a suspect, but have yet to hear back.
Please go to the comments of this post to find all 6 pages of the documents in full.
IDK how much space Cloudflare’s free tier D1 storage gives you, so I’m limiting the character count for posts on Glaze to 300 characters for now