I think the @today bot should post an hour or three later, considering it's usually always “things I missed” and not “happening today”
I would like to point out that this is such a harmful false cause and oversimplification.
Yes, a bill was passed in 1975 officially adding Metric as a preferred system for TRADE. However, and while this may come as a shock, people actually do not want to suddenly switch to a system they've been accustomed to for decades, and it would cost big and small businesses alike obscene amounts of money to switch to a system with no real benefit over the other, especially since the bill made it entirely voluntary. This is why we don't use the metric system. It was NOT added to the U.S. customary units.
It doesn't matter what system you use. Anyone who cares or judges for it can fuck off.
fun fact: there was a law pasesd decades ago in the united states adding metric units to the US Customary unit system, but people just didn’t use them because they’re dumb
I hate that Americans are trained to think it’s super weird and laugh when we hear someone using the metric system
we’re the weird ones, not them
new bad intranet today :( just dropped
i might make a wasteof android client for practice, because wasteof mobile seems to be dead and i dont really want to use “wombat”
“I identify as a woman now and will be applying for the WNBA” okay no problem, time to get you on E for at least four to six months girlie
I think the murderer of tallpeter and everyone who tried to cover it up or co-conspire should be prosecuted, not elected president
just like don't look too hard pleas
see I wasn't sure who to vote until I saw eviljeffalo’s post about making a 20 floor McDonald's
2026 WASTEOF ELECTION
VOTE UNDER THIS POST
Yes, voting is now live! Comment the name of the candidate you would like to vote for, from now until Aug 15th when voting closes at midnight.
You can find the voting rules and guidelines here at the linked post below, but most importantly: YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR VOTE, at anytime, as many times as you want
https://wasteof.money/posts/6a7ad0cd2f994596b28acde0
FINAL VOTES:
thrat - 13
eviljeffalo - 8
juni - 1
owl - 1
gilbert - 1
og - 1
gr - 1
jeffalo - 1
FINAL VOTE COUNT: 27
why you should vote for me for president:
I would write jeffalo a kindly worded letter asking how his day is
7 waffle for free
I am kiwi (shh don't tell anyone)
I will finish wom4 and start wom5
I have EVERYONE'S full approval for presidency
I am very original
I didn't burn your eyes with this post
thabk you for your attention to this matter
Vote for me in the 2026 Wasteof election because I am the biggest bird and superior to all other birds that may or may not be running.
gourmet water
for some reason at like five this morning I had the idea of making gourmet water
it’s literally just cucumbers and blueberries and lemon juice (and water of course lol). I literally always have those things at my house for some reason so that’s nice
After a long battle of finding a home to be adopted in
I can now say that I don't need to find a home anymore and that I am finally adopted to a family that actually cares for me
thank you guys 