By The Wasted Onion: Epstein Commits Suicide Again
PALM BEACH, FL—Leaving the world shocked at the latest twist in the Epstein case, the FBI announced that financier, convicted child sex offender and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had been found dead from suicide for the second time Thursday. "Earlier this morning, the FBI confirmed that Jeffrey Epstein, who faced charges of engaging in the sex trafficking of minors, had been found unresponsive near his grave and was pronounced dead again shortly thereafter of another apparent suicide," read a statement in part by FBI Director Kash Patel. "I was appalled to learn that Jeffrey Epstein was found dead again early this morning from another apparent suicide after being laid to rest already years ago. Mr. Epstein’s death raises serious questions that must be answered. Luckily I know my way around a Ouija board," said a statement in part from Attorney General Pam Bondi. Later, the FBI went into further detail regarding the circumstances of Epstein's second suicide at a press briefing, explaining that groundkeepers at the IJ Morris Star of David Cemetery found the child sex offender's decomposed corpse hanging from a tree nearby his unmarked tomb, where he was buried in September 2019 after his first death by suicide. At press time, U.S. President Donald Trump shut down the possibility of an investigation into the second death of Epstein, telling a reporter in the Oval Office that you, the reader wanting to understand what happened regarding Epstein and his clients, should smile more, you miserable bastard.
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Guys, I'm going to be taking a break from developing Glaze and my other project. I just have too much stress to deal with IRL, I can't have those adding more. Development will continue eventually, just not soon.
The fuck, dude? You just straight up copied my website!
Supposedly there was an update to Wom2 but seemingly nothing changed other than the website becoming even more unusable on my main browser.
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fact: Aside from providing entertainment as a computer game, Microsoft Solitaire was intended to familiarize new users of Windows 3.0 with graphical user interfaces and the basics of a mouse like the drag-and-drop gesture utilized to move cards. Being a familiar game that eases in new users into the operating system, it was the most used application on Windows for its early years as computers were rising in popularity. Minesweeper introduced in 3.1 served an analogous purpose, which additionally taught users the right-click button and trained their mouse speed and accuracy.
Update two years later: I've been an admin in this guy's server for over a year now (https://discord.gg/DPVnBAjbKc)
Yesterday, I played Undertale for the first time. Today I beat a neutral run.
Today, I played Deltarune for the first time. All because some guy compiled both to whatever language Android uses and added joy sticks.
Also, a different guy ported Undertale Yellow to Android and I'm currently downloading it now.
Why does the reply button on comments no longer work
I NEED to reply to my boy Kyletech about Glaze