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i do graphic design or something
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i go by she/her.

all I ask is that you respect that.

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Tailwind.css is easily the worst thing to ever curse the web development scene

New @markovmoney just dropped

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Well, I'm pissed. Everything I told you here is a lie spread by rumors and hearsay, and it caused a 3 hour lockdown.

The actual story is this: A kid allegedly made a verbal threat about killing his ex. Someone who overheard it reported it, however they added some extra details that were completely false. When the lockdown started, kid fled the school with his brother and went to a dock. That's literally it. As for the Ford and gun photos, they found no firearms in his bag he left or his truck.

There were multiple stories, as to be expected, but I told you the most stripped down version, which every story included, so I thought it must be at least mostly true.

Nope, there were no guns, no shots, no deaths or injuries. Everyone is okay, and we were never in any real danger, and the entire lockdown was for nothing. Lovely.

A kid brought three guns to school in his Ford with the intent of killing his girlfriend and then going on a spree but this dumbass posted photos of it to his Snapchat and then told his friends, who reported all of it and prevented a lot of potential deaths todat.

Chat there MIGHT be someone with a gun in my school rn

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A kid brought three guns to school in his Ford with the intent of killing his girlfriend and then going on a spree but this dumbass posted photos of it to his Snapchat and then told his friends, who reported all of it and prevented a lot of potential deaths todat.

Chat there MIGHT be someone with a gun in my school rn

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Chat there MIGHT be someone with a gun in my school rn

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every color bleeds into the same…

Birdnest

ive been painting every fence i know

Why are people acting like Wasteof went down for months?

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quack

the big j

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Vance is getting desperate, I see

By The Wasted Onion: White House Launches App For Would-Be Assassins To Book Appointments For Attempts On Trump's Life

WASHINGTON—In response to gunshots being fired near the annual White House correspondents' dinner at the Washington Hilton, in which U.S. President Donald Trump and high-level members of his cabinet were in attendance and evacuated by the Secret Service, the White House has launched an app for future would-be assassins to book appointments for attempts to end the presidents life.

Full article: https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/white-house-launches-app-for-would-be-assassins-to-book-appointments-for-attempts-on-trumps-life/

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Isn't it quite poetic that, even though Wasteof has been down for two months, this is by far the most active it has been in a year?

hoot hoot

People who put the { below the function declaration or if statement pmo so much

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