how did i miss this
what if instead of king julian we had king boolean and instead of singing ‘i like to move it move it’ he sang ‘i like to prove it prove it' and it was about logical operators and
On the third day of Wastemas, Jeffalo gave to me: Three fur coats,
On the second day of Wastemas, Jeffalo gave to me: Two flying wombats, and
On the second day of Wastemas, Jeffalo gave to me: Two flying wombats, and
eughh it’s not “a software” it’s “a piece of software” or “a program.” software is an uncountable noun
call me tony hawk but a girl or whatever because i’m a legend
describes the number of certain occurrences as “countless”
proceeds to list statistics counting the said occurrences
mfw:
english really needs a spelling reform to distinguish between [ɹ̠ʷi:d] and [ɹ̠ʷɛd]
I propose <reade> vs <read>
(currently, it’s elixir)
grrrr i hate when i go out and can't interact with my hyperfixation
(currently, it’s writing a terraria clone)
tom is a genius
Whoever wrote this is a genius
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: President Kiwi Held Hostage With Access Only To Scratch
This special report was written and suggested by @errplane, thank you!

just remembered that one episode of gravity falls where dipper and mabel switch bodies and realized how much of a trans allegory it is
grrrr i hate when i go out and can't interact with my hyperfixation
(currently, it’s writing a terraria clone)