@gryffin

so some guy at my school got suspended for sexual harassment and saying slurs.

dear readers, please don’t be like this moron. this kind of stuff has been going on way too long, and even though my words won’t make a huge impact, its time that some of us stepped up. we’ve been spreading this hate for too long, and we need to know better.

don’t be tempted by these virtual women

-master oogway

suggestion: make a suggestions page

@jeffalo

oh yeah well i’m taking everyone’s livers

hey guys sorry i didn’t say it yesterday but happy late dewali

what does a guy have to do to get verified round here?

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john f. kaleidoscope

i had to put my grades up for adoption cause i couldn’t raise them

Hi Jeffalo

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Fun fact: Cats can actually understand human commands, they just don’t bother to follow them.

Bruh Britain is literally on wasteof

@Britain

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just gonna ask where they’re going and find them later.

I swear in 10 years Elon Musk is gonna go to God and buy Heaven for 42 trillion.

I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.