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Since morticians typically sew the deceased jaw closed, zombies wouldn’t really be able to bite people

Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in the world, but you really don’t hear that much about it.

A ton of people is only like 15 people

There are no female cereal box characters

The first person to die on Mars is gonna have so many things named after them, like a street, a school, and even a city

The first human's parents weren't human.

Ironically, HR is often the least diverse team.

It's always modern times

Of the lower 48, Montana and Maine are the only states that neither have a professional sports team, nor border a state with a pro sports team.

Santa Claus has list of addresses of all evil people and he refuses to share it with police

Sitcoms really fooled us into thinking that we're going to date hundreds of people as adults.

We’re closer to 2100 than WWII

It’s amazing how much uglier some people get as they age

Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive.

Instead of being rich and famous, it is better being just rich.