ADVENTUREMASE ELECTED TEMPORARY PRESIDENT WHILE ADMINISTRATION GRAPPLES WITH THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
Shortly after the news of the president’s death was delivered yesterday, the administration met to elect a replacement for the late and great president @kiwi. They made the tearful decision to appoint @adventuremase, who is currently stranded on a deserted island in a tropical part of the North Atlantic Ocean, as the president. The administration took the rest of the day off as they fought with the fact Kiwi will never come back. Adventuremase briefly radioed in a response to this news: “Can someone get them a box of tissues? Anywho, this is a tough role to carry, but I believe I can avenge Kiwi. I can’t believe that @toaks definitely, totally killed him. Toaks was shooting sleeping darts at me, so he must have committed many treasonous crimes while I was knocked out.” We can only hope the remainder of the climb proves too difficult for Toaks.
PRESIDENT KIWI “WHOOPSIES” OFF SHEER CLIFF FACE AND DIES
Early today, we received a second radio message from the survivors of the presidential plane crash. It contains grim news. According to the professional killer @adventuremase, our great president @kiwi “had a little whoopsie-daisy and just so happened to fall hundreds of feet down a cliff. We didn’t confirm he died but I mean c’mon.” Now, this reporter usually does not give opinions on matters such as these. However, I believe the implications of this are obvious: @toaks killed the president.
PRESIDENT KIWI REPORTEDLY ALIVE, TRAPPED ON ISLAND
After the tragic plane crash involving our president @kiwi yesterday, there seemed little hope of survival for the passengers. However, we have received a brief radio message from the survivors of the crash, @toaks, @adventuremase, and, thankfully, Kiwi. They have crashed on a strange deserted island, but they are alive. Kiwi commented on his companions briefly in the message; “I don’t know how I feel about being surrounded by a man defined by greed and a serial killer, but at least we all brought climbing shoes. See you at the PEAK!”
PRESIDENT KIWI MISSING IN ACTION
Late last night, disaster struck our great president @kiwi. Shortly after departing the airport on a charity trip with the national treasurer @toaks and the executive executioner @adventuremase, communication with the president’s plane stopped. Reports from shortly before communications cut suggests Toaks may have attempted to take control of the plane, with the intention of performing “a triple backwards barrelroll,” and immediately crashed the plane. We are currently working to re-establish communication with any survivors.
today is the 20th anniversary of the xbox 360
although i’ve long since moved onto pc, i have a lot of fond memories with the 360, it and the wii are the first two real consoles i remember using!
it’s a real shame xbox took all the wrong notes from their success and were subsequently remembered as the dying brand in third place with no exclusives, but for a few cool years they really were on top of gaming
so yeah, happy 20th anniversary to the console that got turned into the only megablock set i’ve ever genuinely considered getting
how many active users would you guys say wasteof has on an average day? my guess was always like 15-30 but maybe i’m under/overestimating
just a week ago i was watching one of their videos, their stuff was pretty funny to watch… well it was funny until yesterday anyways
we really can’t have nice things :(
God damnit. Apparently one of (if not THE) biggest Undertale/Deltarune content creators, Shayy, is apparently allegedly a groomer. There is a 260 page Google doc with 11 victim testimonies, with another 11 victims without a testimony.
WD-40
we talk a lot about enshittification nowadays, but what companies do you think have survived it? or at least haven't actively made their business worse? the ones I'd say off the top of my head without much thought are Costco, Casio and Crocs (accidental alliteration lol)
2009 twitter jumpscare
i’m out of the loop, why has google chrome consistently been the most read wikipedia article for going on two months now
just rewatched the original toy story for the first time in a while because i wanted to to form my own opinion and see if the internet was right (movie is good), or if my family was right (movie is good, but the internet is overselling it).
as it turns out, this movie is way better than i remembered
the “what-if” premise is interesting and pretty much became the successful formula for every subsequent pixar movie, the stakes are believable considering the premise, the main character isn’t as much of a jerk as i thought considering he does grow as a character towards the end, and at only an hour and 20 minutes the story knows when it’s done and doesn’t waste your time with filler, but it also doesn’t feel rushed or anything
not to mention just… how impressive it is from a technical standpoint, i mean this thing changed animation as a whole and they were able to do it in 1995 with only 30 million dollars
i realize i’m talking about a movie everyone in my generation watched when they were five, but i kinda underappreciated it up until now, i think the sequel fatigue just left a bad taste in my mouth and made me forget it’s actually quite good
so uh… yeah idk what i’m going on about, thanks for reading lol