“unfortunately, you’re allergic to the letter e”, said the doctor
“oh,” said the patient, and then he died immediately afterwards because basically the doctor got it wrong and he was actually allergic to the letter o
fun fact: me and @leaks first met on a dark and stormy night on january 7, 1977, when i went to a local pizza place and asked for a refill on my soda
the pizza guy said they were all out of soda, then leaks showed up and said “Can confirm they are not out of soda”, and we’ve been best friends ever since
source: trust me bro
president’s log of australia: day 13
went to the zoo the other day
they said there would be penguins, but unfortunately there were no penguins
there were some monkeys though, they were pretty cool
my review of tron: ares
the color red showed up a lot and that was pretty cool i think, 4 stars
president’s log of australia: day 12
seeing tron ares tonight, i’m a fan of the previous one so i hope i like this one too
president’s log of australia: day 12
seeing tron ares tonight, i’m a fan of the previous one so i hope i like this one too
dwane the rock johnson as burrito
m0istcritikal as noodles
andrew garfield as the CEO of Lidl
tom scott as auriali
j g quintel as esben
nicholas cage as leaks
the wasteof.money movie (2026)
an epic political drama about the never-ending fight to allow the common moneywaster their fair share of waffles and autism
starring the following overused actors:
chris pratt as king @jeffalo (obviously)
adam sandler as president @kiwi (he will say a ton of things that will leave the audience wondering if that was supposed to be a joke, in other words it’ll be business as usual)
jack black as vice president @late, who will say all your favorite late lines (“i… am late”, “this… is appel”, “first we late, then we theidiot. let’s latetheidiot!”, etc)
awkwafina as the @wastedonion (like the entire corporation, not just one reporter, oh also she’ll have a musical segment where we all get to listen to her grating voice for two minutes and we all have to hope they’ll skip it on the soundtrack vinyl release)
hatsune miku as @ilovetimhortons (don’t think any further details are necessary)
budget will be $150,000,000, but most of that will be allocated to giving the crew members free double quarter pounder with cheese combo meals
actual movie and marketing budget will be 10 cents and a dream
film will be released unrated, not because it’s inappropriate or anything, but because the MPA didn’t want to slog through this
in theaters nowhere!! soon!!! but not really! i hope not!! i don’t wanna commit to the bit this much but i may have dug a grave for myself by making this post so i might have to lie in it now!
The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.
…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.
president’s log of australia: day 11
thought i maybe saw a kangaroo today, but it was pretty far away
searching for your own username in a discord server to see what people had to say about you years ago is a scary experience, i do not recommend it
the wasteof.money movie (2026)
an epic political drama about the never-ending fight to allow the common moneywaster their fair share of waffles and autism
starring the following overused actors:
chris pratt as king @jeffalo (obviously)
adam sandler as president @kiwi (he will say a ton of things that will leave the audience wondering if that was supposed to be a joke, in other words it’ll be business as usual)
jack black as vice president @late, who will say all your favorite late lines (“i… am late”, “this… is appel”, “first we late, then we theidiot. let’s latetheidiot!”, etc)
awkwafina as the @wastedonion (like the entire corporation, not just one reporter, oh also she’ll have a musical segment where we all get to listen to her grating voice for two minutes and we all have to hope they’ll skip it on the soundtrack vinyl release)
hatsune miku as @ilovetimhortons (don’t think any further details are necessary)
budget will be $150,000,000, but most of that will be allocated to giving the crew members free double quarter pounder with cheese combo meals
actual movie and marketing budget will be 10 cents and a dream
film will be released unrated, not because it’s inappropriate or anything, but because the MPA didn’t want to slog through this
in theaters nowhere!! soon!!! but not really! i hope not!! i don’t wanna commit to the bit this much but i may have dug a grave for myself by making this post so i might have to lie in it now!
The wasteof.money Movie will NOT be released on June 12, 2026.
…but if someone wants to prove me wrong for once, I won’t stop you.
president’s log of australia: day 10
went bowling yesterday
the whole experience vaguely reminded me of day job, the hit 2024 australian adult animated web series created by paul georghiou
in which the main characters work at a bowling alley
and it’s set in australia
crazy
jeff going to college in canada is actually a cover up of him getting to be with ilovetimhortons
president’s log of australia: day 9
thanks to my parents’ interesting car song choices, i now subconsciously associate weird al with this country
i’m not complaining though