SPECIAL REPORT FROM THE CRACK HOUSE
thanks to @da-ta for the logo :D
That time of the year is upon us again. The time when The Crack House remains committed to spreading the silliness, the whole silliness, and nothing but the silliness.
It is on this fine day that we would like to announce we have fulfilled some of our campaign promises:
@leaks’ identity has been kept secure. However, he has informed us that someone on wasteof is reading this update. Whether or not this is legit remains to be seen.
The National Anthem has been changed to Remix 10 from Rhythm Heaven Fever, a glorious work of sound design that we firmly believe encompasses the true mission of a money-wasting site.
This post contains three campaign promises (including this one), therefore fulfilling our plan to do what Valve doesn’t.
We can confirm to the nation that wasteof4 does, in fact, have features.
That concludes this update. Continue doing your duties as money wasters, and we will have more to share soon.
- President @kiwi
spoiler-free review
bocchi the rock! is truly one of the shows ever made.
the characters have character, the art was made by artists, the script contains dialogue, and the music was made with instruments.
if i had to pick a favorite character, it would probably be the one i liked the most.
rating: exists/10
(ok but being for real, i’m only up to episode 5 right now but this show is awesome, as your president i highly recommend. thanks to @niko and @eris for indirectly inspiring me to watch it one day when i wondered where their pfps came from)
tweetof is a third party wasteof client made by @-gr that reskins wasteof to look like 2015 twitter and it’s very cool and epic and you can’t post from it yet but it’s still very cool and you should check it out
Just wanted to let you know
I am right in the middle of production on my first animation, an ULTRAKILL and JJK crossover. You can see the development of it on my Bluesky (@sirtoaks), but as for an update here: I am about 50-60% done.
I'm trying to make it, y'know, good quality, but it's my first time really using any sort of animation workflow in a serious capacity. I have a few more shots to finish, a bunch of hand-drawn effects to finish, and then sound design. It'll probably be out by the end of the week on my YouTube (also @sirtoaks)
I've also been plotting an animated series, but that's not close to production yet. . .
i wanna participate in hack club this year and maybe get a panic playdate out of it but idk how to make a website where you share and rank other people’s oatmeal recipes 
took me two weeks to see this but i love this so much, thanks a ton :D
so i did something
can you add more red arrows? i can’t see what you’re trying to point to
sorry again for the wait, i promise to fulfill some of my presidential promises as soon as i can access my computer
thank you @late for your assistance during these unusual times
sorry for the abruptness, but i gotta disappear from the internet for a few weeks to take care of some irl obligations that were scheduled before this election even happened. here’s what that means election-wise:
in the event that me/late are crowned the winners of the election following vote verification, @late has agreed to temporarily assume the presidency and share our victory speech on my behalf until i’m back, then we can do a real inauguration later or something idk how you guys want to handle this
and in the event that we lose, @late will share our concession speech and we’ll all… uh… move on with our lives i guess
either way, try not to burn the place down while i’m gone!
