“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
every time good morning america talks about the walt disney company, it's literally just the obama medal meme
if i had a nickel for every time eris made a really good client for a hobby social media project that is loosely tied to scratch, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
the woke left? without saying goodbye first?
key wii
petition to bring back @late-news but to stay true to the name, only report on things that happened five or more years ago
@late pls 
i should change my banner away from ai slop
repost with the most likes and an image attached will be my banner
apparently until the 16th you can get a 1-topping large pizza from domino’s carry out for $6.70 using the promo code “67”.
say what you will about domino’s and the meme as a whole but at least it gave us reasonable food prices
Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
i happened to be passing through the area recently so here’s me at the adult swim headquarters
“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
i was at church this one time and one of the hymns included the word “late” and for a second there i was like “no way my church made a @late reference???”