@kiwi

kiwi

male box enthusiast.

links

https://wasteof.money/users/kiwi for the exact same website you’re looking at right now

https://minikiwigeek2.neocities.org for incomplete website stuff

@minikiwigeek2 for discord

https://scratch.mit.edu/users/minikiwigeek2 for that orange coding site

https://app.meower.org/users/kiwi for that orange non-coding site

https://old.reddit.com/u/minikiwigeek2 for nerd stuff

https://boxboy.fandom.com for a wiki i partially own and run!

https://youtube.com/@minikiwigeek2 for one dumb meme i made a while ago

https://kiwitwo.bsky.social for that site with the butterfly that people on twitter keep moving to

interests (in no particular order)

• homestar runner

• minecraft

• undertale

• deltarune

• the amazing world of gumball

• kirby

• boxboy!

• geometry dash

• the henry stickmin collection

• rhythm heaven

• various other nintendo games

• the simpsons

• futurama

• gravity falls

• regular show

• we bare bears

• adventure time

• jellystone!

…so i may have wound up with two nintendo clocks

ok but actually, both are pretty cool! one plays mario, one makes mario noises.

is it a wasteof.money? not if you know what you’re getting and have disposable income, but i suppose that applies to everything.

i rate both a 7/10 for the novelty appeal being fun.

story time

when i was really little, there was this one dvd i really liked to watch. i’d put it in my somewhat-crappy dvd player, hit play, and then i’d take the dvd out and then put it back in when i was ready to watch it all over again.

i didn’t actually care about the movie, though, the only reason i was doing this was because for whatever reason i found it fun to get scared by the unusually loud mgm logo with that one lion showing up every single time i put the dvd in over and over and over again.

i don’t know, toddler me was weird. i don’t usually get enjoyment out of being scared by things, so idk what was up with me back then. of course it’s been many years since then and i’m obviously not scared of this silly logo anymore.

the thx logo, meanwhile… that’s a whole other story. ;)

the end

i had a weird dream last night where this one scratcher i know released a project revealing that

• their entire scratch profile was just a giant social experiment to see how popular they could get and how people would react

• they’re actually an adult and not a teenager like their profile and general writing style suggested

• every single one of their projects had lore all this time that nobody had picked up on, even the ones that were titled stuff like “WIP WILL FINISH LATER” and had a single sprite in them

• and that now that the social experiment had concluded with amazing results they’d be quitting the internet forever

i mean… this could have been weirder.

am i the only one who actually thinks the nintendo switch online playtest program looks cool now that we know what it is?

i didn’t get in, and it’s not what i was expecting at all, but it actually looks kind of fun to me. idk

when the world ends, what song will play in the credits?

wait, the xbox one controller has a b button? i never would have guessed!

seems legit

…aaaaaaaaand i bought it

finally, a post from me on wasteof.money in which i actually waste money :3

WE GOT NINTENDO ALARM CLOCK BEFORE GTA 6

regular show and gumball were taken off of max today

thanks a lot for that, david zaslav

is this… a cry for help?

there’s also a new virus going around called windows 11. to fix it, install linux

finally watched asdfmovie

yes i know i’m over a decade late for this, i’m always late to stuff :P

here’s the waffles you were supposed to get

…and since i messed up, i’ll throw in a few hundred more, and i’ll add some pancakes too!

(if i owe anyone compensation pancakes/waffles comment here)