@kiwi

kiwi

male box enthusiast.

links

https://wasteof.money/users/kiwi for the exact same website you’re looking at right now

https://minikiwigeek2.neocities.org for fun website stuff

@minikiwigeek2 for discord

https://scratch.mit.edu/users/minikiwigeek2 for that orange coding site

https://app.meower.org/users/kiwi for that orange non-coding site

https://old.reddit.com/u/minikiwigeek2 for nerd stuff

https://boxboy.fandom.com for a wiki i partially own and run!

https://youtube.com/@minikiwigeek2 for really funny comments and a playlist i made

interests

• the scratch forums

• homestar runner

• minecraft

• undertale

• that other game toby fox made after undertale

• the amazing world of gumball

• kirby

• boxboy!

• maintaining the boxboy wiki (see above)

• my profile bio that i use everywhere

• geometry dash

• the henry stickmin collection

• the legend of zelda: botw/totk

• rhythm heaven

• various other nintendo games

• the simpsons

• futurama

• gravity falls

• regular show

• we bare bears

• adventure time

as your secretary of state, i’m pleased to reveal the really cool logo @auriali made me!

that is all for today’s announcement. keep on doing your normal human activities, and i’ll ensure the waffle tax stays low.

cartoon network’s website has shut down and now redirects to the max website

https://cartoonnetwork.com

this really is the dark age of warner bros animation or something

to clarify since a few people are saying they still see them:

the company shut down, and all the kiosks are expected to be removed from stores

however, the shutdown was very recently, so don’t expect every kiosk to wink out of existence immediately. it might take a while before they finally cease to exist.

apparently redboxes, those dvd rental kiosks you’d find at pharmacies, stopped existing like a month ago

and nothing of value was lost

there is no easter bunny

there is no tooth fairy

and there is no herobrine spawner or aether portal

bIrTh oF a lEgEnD riGhT hErE GUys

tHiS StAtEmEnT iS sO oRiGiNaL anD wOrtHy oF iNtErnEt pOiNtS

as your secretary of state, i can confidently say that we are not keeping any secrets from you guys. we’re honest about everything, and will never try to steer you from the truth. the earth is definitely round, australia does indeed exist, and there are no underground lizard people. you’re welcome

he’s got a point tho

…where’s the other five?

markovmoney, don’t leave me hanging like this! i need answers!

world of goo 2 is now out!

for some reason, the game became available to purchase 30 minutes earlier than anticipated.

finally, my younger self’s dreams are coming true!

get the game here: https://worldofgoo2.com

ah, just as it should be

this is an honor. i am proud to be your secretary of state. i promise i will not let wasteof down.

and remember, ask not what silliness can do for you, but ask what you can do for silliness.

wasteof time

come on, grab your waffles

we’ll go to money-wasting sites

with jeffalo,

and some guy named kiwi,

and posts that are quite fine,

it’s wasteof time

truly the news report of all time

congrats to @auriali for winning the election! this was really fun! :D