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“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly

"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly

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Hello Guys I Am Jeffalo’s Dad

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>be me

>sell old tablet on ebay

>clearly state in listing (with picture) that there’s a faint glow on one of the corners so people know what they’re buying

>receive fair offer from buyer

>get negative feedback on ebay for first time ever because shockingly there’s a faint glow on one of the corners

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nvm i got banned from fortnite for an entire year just for using a launcher that doesn’t stink 😔

at least i only play it once a year but lesson learned lol

friendship ended with epic games store

now heroic launcher is my best friend

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what are we doing here man

what are we doing here man

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i get what you’re saying and all but here’s the thing

let me be clear

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did you guys know it’s called a username because you use your name

and it’s called a password because you need a word in order to pass

if there’s something strange in your neighborhood

maybe call the police or something idk

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ok thanks for letting me know scratch

close enough, welcome back burritoposting

pickles are bad until they in me🤤🤤

pickles are good til you’re in one

been trying to leave rome for a few days now but the roads all have this weird flaw…

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the bodega is leaking

LIKE AND REPOST TO SPREAD AWARENESS OF Steak. . .

2 years on wasteof (longer if you include my old account) and I never set a banner whatever image gets the most likes I’ll set as my banner for a bit

requirements:

  • cannot be the flop of social media

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friendship ended with epic games store

now heroic launcher is my best friend

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I'm SO excited to announce that Itchy, the app for Scratch, is officially out on both the Google Play store and the iOS App Store! With the combined efforts of myself and @ileb we have finally got a release out cross-platform, and I'm very proud of it. I firmly believe that it's the easiest way to use Scratch on mobile, and I hope you'll give it a shot. You can find the download links at https://itchy.micahlindley.com/ if you're interested.

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hi i just did something kinda silly but i thought it was cool regardless and now i wanna talk about it before moving on to something else: episode 430953

so my dad figured out how to add live tv channels to his plex server recently.

so i started experimenting with making my own personal iptv channel thing for my family to laugh at/with, containing only random videos from the internet that i thought were funny (well in theory anyways). rather predictably i called it KiwiTV.

i don’t know if there’s realistically any way for me to make it public for random internet people to use, but

if there’s a relatively short video on youtube you like (preferably not in vertical video form, and family friendly enough that my family will not be scarred for life upon watching it) that you think i should add to this channel’s queue, feel free to let me know, because i don’t just wanna pull from my personal “masterpieces of youtube” playlist

anyways maybe i’ll share some bits and pieces of it as i add stuff, that might be cool

i found out yesterday that how it’s made hasn’t had any new episodes since 2019, and i thought it was still going all this time… devastating news, how else am i supposed to watch manufacturing machinery complete repetitive tasks over and over again while some disembodied background narration explains that i’m watching manufacturing machinery complete repetitive tasks over and over again?

at least we still have how it’s actually made

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i have made a buymeacoffee, just for $2, you get nothing from me, other than satisfaction for wasting money, oh and for server costs

genuinely though, any amount of support will help!

buymeacoffee.com/late

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