sorry for the abruptness, but i gotta disappear from the internet for a few weeks to take care of some irl obligations that were scheduled before this election even happened. here’s what that means election-wise:
in the event that me/late are crowned the winners of the election following vote verification, @late has agreed to temporarily assume the presidency and share our victory speech on my behalf until i’m back, then we can do a real inauguration later or something idk how you guys want to handle this
and in the event that we lose, @late will share our concession speech and we’ll all… uh… move on with our lives i guess
either way, try not to burn the place down while i’m gone!
anything but
I hate to initiate another yapfest, but a good president actually responds to controversy instead of sweeping it under the rug.
First of all, I never ran the Kiwi party in the first place. Them becoming extremist terrorists was something I was completely unprepared for and had no involvement with.
Secondly, you’re right about that, thrat did murder and murder is bad. I hereby cut all ties with thrat.
Thirdly, vote for the candidate that doesn’t accuse random candidates of terrorism because of circumstances beyond their control. Vote for Kiwi.
The Kiwi party has now supported terrorism. I call on @kiwi to denounce @thrat (a condemned murderer of a presidential candidate), or to stand down from the election. We can never have a party like this controlling this site.
Kiwi will let you down as President, I will fight the terror, drama, and hate on this platform. VOTE FOR OREN!!! VOTE FOR OREN to end terror! Vote here: https://wasteof.money/posts/68622e783f164e109a0283a8
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︎⬥︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎□︎♐︎folks who voted for @tallpeter: your vote has unfortunately been disqualified due to his untimely death. you can now vote for any of the other candidates.
that said, if you choose to vote for you-know-who, you’ll have an important part to play in my plan to honor his very tall legacy.
https://election.wasteof.me/vote (thanks esben for the link) (thanks @siliconecb_ for the link, thanks @esben for clarifying it wasn’t him who set up the link)
and to prove how committed i am to getting to the point already, in the near future i’ll be remaking my campaign promises document to use as few words as possible
vote for the candidate who’s no longer using 500-sentence yapfests to get people to vote for them! vote KiwiLate.
vote for the candidate who’s no longer using 500-sentence yapfests to get people to vote for them! vote KiwiLate.
i used up my word count for the month the other day so i’ll keep this one short
vote for me and i’ll press charges against thrat for his 360 mlg noscope
From one presidential candidate to another, I am so incredibly devastated by the shocking news of @tallpeter’s death.
This is a massive loss for not just tallpeter’s friends and family, but also for the tallest people out there, of which of course there are none, because we are all short in comparison.
I have a plan - a parting gift, if you will - to honor his very tall legacy, but to respect his family during this troubling time, I will not reveal this plan at present. However, I can assure wasteof that I feel that my plan is what he would have wanted, and my plan will be able to occur regardless of the outcome of this election.
My thoughts are with TallPeter’s friends and family. May he rest in peace, in the tallest grave there is.
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
vote for me, and i’ll announce the completion of one of our campaign promises through minecraft’s webdisplays mod
actually, we’ll announce the completion of two campaign promises through minecraft’s webdisplays mod
Historians have long debated what this prophecy foretold millennia ago could have meant.
https://bit.ly/imtiredoftypingoutthebitlylinkyouknowwheretogo
happy day of independence
just beat super mario bros warpless for the first time without using any form of cheating (save states, turtle tipping, etc)
also i did it on that tiny game and watch handheld they made once
and uhhhhhhhghlsnfdnlsdflfdweqlnflwsnlfsds vote for me and i’ll give one random voter a free picture of some oatmeal