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Avid daydreamer, dragon friend, sartoriphile, and unsustainable entity
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What if the first-second-third person system kept going?

  • In first person, the story is narrated by a character. “I head for the patch of wild mint. But I see them moving; something’s already in them.“

  • In second person, the story is narrated by an in-universe you. “You head for the patch of wild mint. Something is moving in them.“

  • In third person, the story is narrated by an unseen in-universe entity. “Kemi is headed for the patch of wild mint, but she notices something moving in them.“

  • In fourth person, the story is about someone reading the book. “Kemi goes for the patch of wild mint. But there’s something moving in them . . . what is it?“

  • In fifth person, the story is narrated by you reading the book. “You turn the page. You read that Kemi is moving towards the patch of wild mint, in spite of an unidentified entity.“

  • In sixth person, the story is narrated by an unseen entity watching you read the book. “Kathee turns the page. As she reads, she raises her eyebrows slightly.“

Windows 10: “To skip disk check, press any ke-“

Me: *destroys keyboard with Black Hinox-level pounding*

10/15/23 
❔🟥 Sea people
❔🟥 Swift sailing in shark-infested waters
❔🟥 A sort of mission summary battle map
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Me: *musing out loud* “Hmm . . . what will I do next . . .“

My Last Brain Cell: *imitating Malanya* “SHALL I MAKE YOU MY NEXT MEAL?“

If you’re wondering what my rendition of “furry dragons“ looks like, come and feast your eyes!

https://chiroyce1.github.io/image/?184946464c02777c3ead2a3b806c9ef7.svg

And, as usual, the dream log:

10/9/23 
⭐️🟥 The Human Resources rotary hole
❔🟨 Igneous rocks

10/12/23 
❔🟥 "They were also wearing gloves."
❔🟨 Blowing fine sand
❔🟨 Code flowchart

10/13/23 
❔🟥 Ice cup
❔🟥 A sudden urge to make pancakes
⭐️🟨 "Look at how many bricks I've stolen!"

How much border color should I be using?

https://chiroyce1.github.io/image?9c0dcfe07c4deb3066f8ff7daf1e44c0.png

(ty mybearworld for showing me this redirect tool)

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More nails on Chaimakia’s Species:

  • On their feet, they have four claws and a dewclaw-like claw on their wrist that serves as a sort of thumb. They don’t really have a use for it.

  • They have no physical sex, due to not having a natural body. Any male/female identity in the species exists only as a gender identity.

  • They reproduce asexually. By reproducing, they create a new inner body “froth“, which, again, does not come with a dedicated body, and must be supplied.

  • Secondary “parent“ kinship ties only exist as a social construct. Due to they way they reproduce, a member of the species only has one biological parent.

I could use some help with a universe canon that I’ve been developing over the past year. It started as an unusually vivid dream, and has since lived on as a mesh of loose plot points. This month, I’ve started to try getting major canon elements nailed down in physical format. I’ve made a map of the canon universe (using my bathroom floor) and today, made vectors of one of the main characters.

https://uploads.scratch.mit.edu/get_image/project/904944138_9999x9999.png

This is Chaimakia, part of a species in the canon currently under a filler name. Chaimakia & the rest of her kin take the form of dragons, but the details are a bit unusual. Here’s what I have nailed down right now:

  • [name]s have no natural bodies or internal organs. Beneath their skin is a froth that controls their body. This froth is technically a [name]’s true being.

  • [name]s have no sense of smell or taste, due to not having a natural body. They can only sense pressure, and they use their entire bodies as eardrums to detect sound.

  • [name]s can reshape their bodies. A [name], for example, can rearrange their limbs into a comfortable humanoid/furry form. In effect, a [name] is just a shroud filled with sentient foam!

  • [name]s can also use their inner froth “body“ to form entirely new limbs. They mostly just use these to make eyes for themselves, though. These eyes don’t look like human eyes, which is why Chaimakia usually keeps her eyes shut.

The big question: what do I name this species?

I have no idea what TNC is . . .

Imagine if @landonhere got on TNC

(although he’s only a juvenile with a really strict Internet access and schedule, also I’m not sure if he fits the usual content of the podcast)

I can dream though

More stuff from my dream log’s scrollback:

6/4/22 
⭐️🟥 Reva
❔🟥 A metro-ish area with strict policies

9/14/22 
⭐️⬛️ WHY IS THERE A WOLF IN OUR HOUSE???

10/6/22 
❔🟥 Trying to escape from a restaurant through a very inconvenient window
❔⬛️ Bike riding in Downtown **** *****

2/3/23 
❔⬛️ The Adventure Hub has had enough; it is now the midboss.

2/11/23 
❔⬛️ The (il)legality of vandalism

6/2/23 
❔⬛️ Apple TV AR
Fuzzy

6/27/23 
⭐️⬛️ WARNING DANGER EMERGENCY ALERT BEING DELIVERED BY- *pshh-wchbshcbhn-vmmmmmmmmmm*

6/28/23 
❔🟥 Screwdriver
⭐️🟨 Vomit bin

6/29/23 
⭐️⬛️ A lack of consideration regarding shrine placement

7/20/23 
❔🟥 Parakarry's respectful quote
⭐️🟨 Back up the truck, Johnny Chuck. We've got car parts to buy.

7/21/23 
❔🟨 Bouncy laws

8/1/23 
⭐️⬛️ Drillshaft shield

8/5/23 
⭐️🟥 Puzzling over a TLoZ event

8/9/23 
❔🟨 Pulling out all the stops on the piglins

ZOO ALERT!

At 2:20pm ET (1:20pm CT, 12:20pm MT, 11:20am WT), the National Emergency Alert System will issue a test alert. When this happens, every device in the United States turned on & with a cellular connection will sound an emergency alert, even if the device has government alert notifications turned off. This is a special level of alert reserved for nuclear war & extreme natural disasters. Devices will sound, radio will be jammed, and other physical infrastructure set up to get these alerts out will activate. Please brace yourself!

With that out of the way, here’s the dream log for today!

10/4/23 
❔🟥 *****'s out sick . . .
❔🟨 Technical iCloud difficulties
❔🟨 Headphones replaced
⭐️🟨 Creeper in my room
❔🟨 Dream log in a dream?
⭐️🟩 Some sort of MCL mod
⭐️🟩 Knowledge Spawner ("Spawner Spawner")
⭐️🟩 NAR roundup-style plug with Mickey Mouse visuals

(additional details available on request)

Somebody needs to use network-central internet usage blocking for good and install an adblocker on the router itselt.

9/30/23 
⭐️🟥 Changes in the closet
⭐️🟨 Flying to Zora's Domain
❔🟨 Yona's balloons

(details available on request)

Someone On The Internet: “The [Topic] thing has been covered a lot.“

My Last Brain Cell: “OOH! MASHED POTATOES! MASHED POTATOES! LET’S GO GET THE MASHED POTA-“

My First Brain Cell: “It’s 4:27, and we can’t go on-“

Last Brain Cell: “MASHED POTAYYYTOOOOEEEESSSSSSSSS! LET’S GO LEARN ABOUT WHY THERE AREN’T . . .“ *out-of-control rambling*

First Brain Cell: *sigh*

9/26/23 
⭐️⬛️ Photographing Farosh

(details avaliable on request)

To make this account more active, I’ll try to make a habit of sharing dreams as I log them. Here’s a portion of my dream log’s scrollback:

8/18/23 
🖋️🟥 Rainbow Chuchu beacon
❔🟥 ARG-ish video
❔🟥 Scales & endura carrot
❔🟨 Flowers

8/22/23 
❔🟥 Sidon's secret message
❔🟥 A variant of P.G.

8/24/23 
❔🟥 MCD
🖋️🟥 Walking on all fours

8/26/23 
🖋️🟨 Bad electricity

9/3/23 
❔🟥 A drawbridge-sized excalator with lights
❔🟥 Paragliding in an indoor space
⭐️🟨 Lynel in a shrine

9/10/23 
⭐️🟨 Water dragon

9/11/23 
❔🟥 ALARMING!
❔⬛️ Bridge blockade
❔🟨 Wooden Diamond Fish's fin falling off

9/16/23 
❔⬛️ A new subsidiary of the Royal Mifernian Bank
❔⬛️ "And the pencil sharpener . . ."

9/17/23 
Dreams too many and scattered to document

9/18/23 
🖋️🟥 Water Dragon returns!
❔🟥 . . . named after a word that requires a dictionary to understand

Feel free to ask for details on any dreams I share.