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UNSOLICITED FACT: Thanks to AirPlay 2, any Apple TV connected to the same WiFi network as your iOS device can be remoted into via the media source panel in Control Center. From there, you can view the key art and title of the media being played, use quick media playback controls, and use the phone remote. And the best part? If you just check the media and don’t touch any of the media controls, the person using the Apple TV will never know what you saw.

(Also, is it just me, or did the margins on posts get bigger?)

3 0 1
00 | VAL 1 => -3
01 | VAL 2 => -2
02 | VAL 3 => -1
03 | VAL I => 0
04 | ADD $-3 $-2 => $-1
05 | ADD 1 $-3 => -3
06 | ADD 1 $-2 => -2
07 | ADD 1 $-1 => -1
08 | MOV 4 / $-3 != $0
09 | VAL $$-1 => N

Icelandic Waters: “. . . I believe I’m doing this right?“

As of today, I have defeated [5673-7258462886] and achieved Splatoon Raiders’s true ending, and I didn’t even need to register my phone number with Discord to do it! Special thanks to BOTTOMLESS and the rest of my raiding party!

Have I ever told y’all about how I believe that there's a capitalist agenda behind gutters? Personally, I believe that they don't serve any actual purpose besides getting clogged with leaves and being a pain to clean out. They're a manufactured inconvenience, existing solely so that companies can sell you products to save you the effort of cleaning them. Somebody tell me, do gutters actually serve any non-cosmetic purpose?

Oh, and Minecraft Dungeons II releases @today. It's currently got 1,074 reviews and a Mixed opinional status on Steam.

Icelandic Waters: “Congrats, you’ve reinvented the partial fursuit.”

~ Crash Handling Board, stamped 251125c

UNSOLICITED FACT: The way I form my ellipses acts as a sort of tone indicator. A non-spaced ellipsis indicates a negative tone, while a spaced ellipsis indicates a positive or contemplative tone.

Icelandic Water Dragon: “Huh . . . I never thought about them having folding handles. I guess it makes sense, if you wanted to put them in an equipment locker-” *water droplet hits forehead* “-ow. That's . . . kinda ironic, now that I think about it.”

Lakkatura: *staring at phone, grinning intensely*

Pariki: *addressing Lakkatura* “You could've just told us…”

Icelandic Waters #1: “I couldn't tell whether it said 'Paintbrush’ or ‘Painbrush’ . . . and it was the latter. That thing is thinner than a roller and slower than an Inkbrush. At least it's good at pummeling Stingers and painting over Flipper-Flopper spots. My Jet Squelcher dream might've been closer to reality than I expected…”

Icelandic Waters #2: “Spoiler alert: 26 × 26 + 26 > 118.”

Lakkatura: “The harmony intensifies . . . heheheh.”

Icelandic Waters #1: “LANDON COMING THROUGH, NOW ATTEMPTING COMPETITIVE PAINTBOMBING!”

Icelandic Waters #2: “Shhh, we forgot to tell them about Rai-”

Out of curiosity, does anyone else spam ⌘C when copying things, or is it just because I’m running on a mixture of frustration and paranoia?

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I think I might’ve just cooked something aesthetically pleasing . . .

Today, we got a Nintendo Direct, an Apple Special Event, and No Man's Sky: Cosmos, all in a single day. Anything else I missed?

It’s only been four months since The Watcher was released, and in just 20 minutes, this year’s Akupara Direct is going live, which is due to announce a fresh round of Rain World news, whatever it may be . . .

UPDATE: Kayvana started playing during the pre-show countdown, and the live chat blew up.

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My Dad: “Hey, I found a Geiger counter at a yard sale! Do you know of any objects around the house that emit gamma radiation?”

Me:

Can't sleep . . . why is my heart racing?

let limiter = 25
var weights = [0,0,0]
var valid = false
while true {
    valid = true
    weights[0] = Int.random(in: 1 ... limiter)
    weights[1] = Int.random(in: 1 ... limiter)
    weights[2] = Int.random(in: 1 ... limiter)
    if ((weights[0]+weights[1]) != (17)) {valid = false}
    if ((weights[0]+weights[2]) != (14)) {valid = false}
    if ((weights[1]+weights[2]) != (11)) {valid = false}
    if valid {print(weights)}
}

If I am somehow elected, I will be partnering with a certain private biology research institute to provide health services that allow anyone to be transformed into a dragon for the low price of five cents (5¢)! More species will be made available in the future, assuming that our research is funded and forthcoming!

. . . wait, am I supposed to be campaigning for a country, or for a website?

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