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I can't be sure if this runic language has already been translated to dear death, or if the entire internet is still stuck on the same eight glyphs. As for this slugcat’s identity . . . the cracks should be wide enough.

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BREAKING: macOS now natively supports Ogg Vorbis audio files.

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The Icelandic Water Dragon spent the day learning about a modded Slugcat campaign. The Icelandic Waters spent the day inventing a novel use for a leaf blower.

I'll be back in a few hours.

Icelandic Water Dragon: “The RW-570 broadcast channel has been dead for months, maybe even a year. Even if I felt like packaging, encoding and uploading all those files, there wouldn't be anyone there to see it. Oh well, I guess I can post it in wasteof instead. With a few extra cuts, it should be fine.”

Icelandic Water Dragon: *gathers and reviews broadcast materials*

Icelandic Water Dragon: “. . . you know what? Maybe wasteof isn't the right place to publish broadcasts either.”

NIGHTY MORNING!! Even at midnight, the sky is still a dull gray rather than pure black. I would integrate the Coriolis force concept with an active Colubrine Sector thread, but I doubt feel like topping off haiku again. I need some shut eye.

The best part about my dad’s favorite rhythm game is that it counts as exercise.

Icelandic Waters: “모든 건 이미 Perfect!”

Icelandic Water Dragon: “Things aren't perfect just yet. I'll have to wait another half-hour before the air pressure in the front room stabilizes to the point that I can test its functionality further. Plus, I hope that I didn't break anything…”

In the MediaWiki engine, remember that the links Water Dumple/Locations and Water Dumple § Locations have completely different targets! I looked at Water Dumple § Locations at 10pm, saw it providing a link to Water Dumple/Locations, and thought the editors were stupid enough to make it link to itself. Don't make the same mistake, kids!

“When mistakes are made, you get body slammed by a lowland gorilla. Don't get body slammed by a lowland gorilla.”

Icelandic Waters: “Behold, a revolution in practical transportation . . . our brand-new invention, the Multiplayer Avocado! It’s like a pogo stick, with the added bonus that it explodes every five seconds! The primary motor automatically ignites surrounding organic matter, producing updrafts which are captured and used to produce further lift by our patent-pending Railing™, stolen from custom-built at the Construct Factory! Certified Gerudo Desert and Necluda Sea-legal! It won’t explode in your face, or your money back! Now on sale for the low price of 18 zonaite!“

When I first saw The Watcher’s Ripple trailer, I assumed that the ripple analogy referred to multiple cycles interlacing and interacting with each other. But now that we have experienced the ripples firsthand, we need to go back and ask . . . who was speaking in that trailer?

(Theories contain potential spoilers - open edit history to read)

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Niiiggghhhhttttyyyyyyy mmmooorrrrnnnniiiinnnngggggg. I should not be awake this late.

I am very, very small.

Out of curiosity, what is your relationship with your chickens at midnight? The last time I slept within earshot of chickens, it did not go well.

ENTRY 24.11.28.F - The Midnight Morning

I had a dream that, for some reason, some Apple moderation whatever had forcibly removed the Safari, Mail and Tesla apps from my iPad. (They profusely apologized for destroying my app layout for some reason.) Then, I received a notification on another device informing me of this redaction, accompanied by a rather disturbing ringtone. The notifications kept coming . . .

I woke up, and found that the ringtone was very much real! It kept intermittently playing outside my window. I can hear various implications that someone else is about, possibly also out investigating the matter. The roosters have started crowing. They sound somewhat distressed. I wonder if it was all them? They have been known to prematurely wake me up. Upon further listening, they do sound like unusually like the ringtone...

ok this is confusing Hello. hi

my first post and awesome and stufff. or something

i like chickens and i have no idea if anyone will see this

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