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FACT: The QR code standard was created by a car manufacturing firm as an alternative to barcodes, meant to store more data while remaining just as easy to scan. While it was initially meant for private use, they neglected to enforce their patent on the standard, and it started being used publicly.

Also, there is no such things as “running out of QR codes”. That's like saying that we've run out of SHA256 hashes.

Name two video game fandoms in which you can use the phrase “flaming rocket-powered crucifixion-mobile“ in a sentence without anyone batting an eye. I’ll wait. I'll applaud you if you can at least name the first one . . .

*clears throat* I am once again reminding you that the Unsustainability is a cognitohazard that can cause panic attacks, caused directly by being uncomfortably aware of the fact that you are seeing and perceiving. It isn't linked to anything past that; it's just caused by being aware of your lucidity. It will only cause anxiety if you actively think about it.

FACT: According to my sources, a 30-second advertisement slot on this year’s Super Bowl will run you $10,000,000 (10 million) USD. That scales to roughly $333,333/sec. Have fun raising that money, and don’t touch the duck!

Have you ever thought about what it’s like to be a hydra - or part of one? As an extremely introverted person, the idea of being permanently stuck to other people, with little to no bodily autonomy, is flat-out terrifying. I wrote a short essay on the topic for my journal, and my hypotheses on the topic are somewhat concerning. In a nutshell, my consensus is that growing up in the backseat would seriously impact the development of your personality due to your reduced ability to self-actualize, and being thrown into the backseat after the fact is a recipe for disaster.

Icelandic Waters: “On today’s episode of ‘I Mean, It Works‘ . . . gourmet eyeballs.“

I blanked out my useragent, and now the TBGs are refusing to brew coffee.

. . . in stable condition and can control and throttle both sides as a mop, even! Just turn off the device, pull out the brushes and attach them to the other side and then you can turn the CleanVac into a pushbroom, mop, or even a paintbrush! Plus, if you call within the next 35 minutes, at no additional charge, you will receive this signal, it never ends in one of those four patterns. After writing the previous entry and failing to fall asleep due to an Unsustainability pulse, I decided to pull an all-nighter trying to cheese Chromatic Monolith using undo jank, which allows you to save an extra hiccup to serve as an opportunity to turn back. - NOTE LIBRARY: This is one of the nicer scenarios. The library as a whole can't be locked, but individual notes can be secured as needed. On top of that, the flagrancy principle has a good chance of applying PRESSURE," the machine uttered in that horrible synthesised speech. Mick's eyes lit up (figuratively speaking), and I too, hate to admit, was excited too see how the poor plastic bottle will get crushed by the press.Any moment now, any moment now, any OF MY CREATIONS. PLEASE, TAKE MY ESTRANGED SON AND DON'T LET HIM WREAK HAVOC ON MY OTHER CREATIONS EVER AGAIN. I'VE WARNED HIM LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT TIMES THAT I'D THROW HIM OUT OF MY OASIS IF HE DIDN'T STOP PURGING MY SPECIES ARCHIVE DATA WHENEVER MY BACK IS TURNED AND HE'S CALLED MY BLUFF EVERY SINGLE TIME . . .

~ the latest output of a human Markov chain

TODAY I REALIZED: on the default iOS lock screen, why is there a button to open the camera when swiping left does exactly the same thing?

I did not need to go to sleep with the knowledge that an online service that I intermittently use just became subscription-only. That's a big fat crying shame . . .

not good

NOTE TO SELF: do a little bit of research into designation <783-647225393-78669>, the friend that I call Sunny.

Icelandic Water Dragon: “YouTube just broke so badly that it loaded an advertisement as the video. I don't think that Google should stop us from using adblockers if they can't even get their own adverts to work properly…”

Icelandic Waters: “Hey, what if we used an internal HTTP request redirector to make a certain video load as an advertisement? That would be fun.”

Just got home from my holiday vacation. I cleaned up the objectives in a special Water-type hyperspace wild zone real quick, so I did a little fly-spamming and got this shiny Mudkip.

Y'know what? I'm gonna commit myself to this challenge. I'll see if I can catch a shiny Pokémon every day for the rest of the year. Considering that a Pokémon Storage System box can hold 30 Pokémon, I'll quite literally be making a shiny advent calendar! Maybe I'll make a separate account to share them on.