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Those idiots think they can lock up caterwauling dragons with bureaucracy and paperwork. The worst part? It's actually working.
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I keep forgetting to post yesterday’s dream log. I’ll do it here so that I won’t have to worry about it anymore:

11/19/23 
❔🟥 A sequel to MCD
⭐️🟥 A nerve-destroying toxin
❔🟨 AHS2
❔🟨 Desert Sky
❔🟨 Teanese's random smoke column castle
❔🟨 "My hands have been left behind with my rotting body . . ."
⭐️🟨 "But then there was the star map . . ."

Caller: “No! Why aren’t you listening!? There is nothing! I can’t see anything! I’m just driving, but there’s nothing here! Give me directions and get me out of here!” 

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it sounds like you’ve left our dimension and are now driving through a void between realities. Please call back when you find yourself back in a recognizable manifold.” *Click*

-If You Give Me Nothing, You Get Nothing on Not Always Right

Project Nostophobia 2 is successful. I am currently watching The Aristocats in picture-in-picture as I shout quotes from the movie into a quiet IRC channel.

I’ve collected so many runic “languages” that I’m going to need to list them for my own convenience.

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“ha-ha, I’m IN! NOSTALGIA IS MINE TO COMMAND!!!!!!! -me, on shellfish

If you haven’t noticed, I’ve taken a recent interest in my family movie library. Since the current season of the comedy show that my family watches is going to release its final episode next week, I might be able to get my family to watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie or The Aristocats the following week. However, my true objective is to secretly watch Return to Neverland, for “art style research“.

11/12/23 
⭐️⬛️ Multimedia Craiyon

11/13/23 
❗️⬛️ Flashlight mishaps

11/18/23 
❔🟥 Zelda and Y*** in the Pristine Sanctum
❔🟥 Zelda's removable hair/head

My adventure with the family movie library has gone seriously awry. Due to a power outage, the mac mini that hosts the library has shut down, and nobody knows where it’s physically located.

The power is currently out. I’m currently using cellular to use the internet. I’m sure I can get through this day just fine . . . if I can locate the big orange backup battery.

I need technical support. I’m trying to get a movie library being publicly shared by my family to show up on my iPhone. I’ve signed into my Apple ID on TV, but that didn’t fix the problem. Manually transferring the movies from my Mac to my iPhone doesn’t seem to work either. Does anyone know how to get the movies from this library onto my phone somehow?

(14:04:47) ChatBot: Orb_Fish logs into the Chat.
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(14:05:00) Orb_Fish: :+(

POV: your clumsy fingers invent a new text emoji

How do you measure how high-octane a movie is?

I measure the high-octane-ness of movies by how many high heart rate notifications I have after the movie ends.

Two dreams about wasteof.money in a row. Does that say something about me?

11/10/23 
❔🟥 Elevator medical building
❔🟥 Nuts To You
⭐️🟨 More dreams about wasteof

(details available on request)

11/8/23 
❔⬛️ Vertical recycling bins in a hole
❔🟨 Watching people
❔🟨 Digging for candy

11/9/23 
⭐️🟨 Wasteofers host a fashion show
⭐️🟨 Stolen Craiyon creations

(details available on request)

SHOWER THOUGHT: the only thing you can legally steal from a parked car is a child.

Have you ever felt the pain of not having a way to capture a scent? Last night, I found an object that has an interesting odor, and multiple times my brain has just said “oh, just use your phone to-“ before realizing that even in our modern world, with phones being the go-to storage vessels for everything from images to ideas to banana poems, phones can’t store smells.

11/1/23 
❔🟥 Going swimming
❔🟥 Dangerously placed gems
⭐️🟥 Hazel
❔🟥 Punching a fish in the mouth
⭐️🟨 Revealing my abandoned Halloween plans
❔🟨 A weird way of consoling someone
⭐️🟨 A conspicuous blue dress

11/3/23 
❔🟥 A floaty pink creature in TLoZ:TotK
❔⬛️ Some sort of kidnapping
❔🟨 "Keep your titanium car safe from others with CRUISE CONTROL!"

According to my dreams, if you charge an iPhone 13 mini (my phone) using a charging block made for charging an iPhone 15 Pro, the phone will flip out from the high wattage and blast your local emergency alert siren until you unplug it. Which is absolutely bogus, because an actual iPhone will communicate with its charging block to get the wattage down to a safe level.

Besides, I once charged an iPad Air 2 using a charging block made for a MACBOOK PRO . . .

10/31/23 
🖋️🟥 High-wattage iPhone charging