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<< NEURALSYSTEM.FETCH : "the thing I eavesdropped off of yesterday's
conversation about the notebook (paraphrase as necessary to maximize
coherence)"
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I have this notebook that I really want to write creepy, cryptic
stuff in, but . . .
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While eavesdropping off of a conversation between my sister and my mom, I heard that my sister has one notebook that she wants to write cryptic stuff in, but hasn’t, for a reason that I don’t remember. It seems that everyone has a fixation on being cryptic. For example, my fixation on being cryptic has resulted in my penchant for hoarding runic languages.

I was going to snap a joke here, but . . .

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The previous week has been JINSHANA WEEK.
This week is SALES TAX WEEK.
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Yesterday, I was reviewing my transaction history for fun, and due to a mix-up in the indexing process, I ended up thinking that five dollars had somehow gone missing from my Apple Cash card. And that’s just the shortened version of the incident.

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The event is over. Here are some snapshots from the whiteboard:

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Social experiment: be in wasteof.money/chat at 10:00am ET, or in about 20 minutes. I have something planned!

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I was going to make a PSA about the bridges and public logging, but after getting frustrated over getting a link into a post, accidentally deleting some of my history & deleting the post twice, I changed my mind.

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I’ve figured out a way to make my posts look normal and still use my terminal style. Since it would be weird to make a post just to state that, and I’ve been too inactive lately to just post nothing, I’ll just do something random:

<< NEURALSYSTEM.CREATE : {prompt: "list of unofficial immortal dragons
drawn on the whiteboards", format: STRING}
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* FAROSH, NAYDRA AND DINRAAL: The original trio from TLoZ:BotW. They
hopefully don't need any explanation past that.
* CALAMITY GANON: Briefly showed up on WBD2:1.
* MUDDLE-BUD DRAGON: Showed up in earlier whiteboards, before largely
disappearing.
* BLUE DRAGON AND WHITE DRAGON: Immortal parodies of two of the victims
of my Craiyon-torturing activities.
* THARTLER: Briefly showed up in WBD2:3.
* FAKE DRAGON: A Halloween decoration.
* NORVILLE: Briefly seen in WBD2:6.
* IMMORTAL FROST G...OK: Effectively just Naydra with a different
horn. Only seen in WBD2:6.
* ICELANDIC WATER DRAGON: An unused character in the Colbrine Sector.
* G-DRAGON: A reference to a Zone 7 whiteboard.
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<< /* STEP #1. Put an unopened package on a smooth, slick floor.

<< /* STEP #2. Lean over and put your hands on the box in a
comfortable pushing position.

<< /* STEP #3. Run.
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<< /* The tool that I want the most in any user stats website is a
social action heat map - a tool that concentrates all of a user's
social actions into a 24-hour heat map that shows at what times a
user is mostly active / probably online.

<< /* MID-MESSAGE ANNOUNCEMENT: Craiyon got a UI update.
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<< /* For now, I'm going to shelve DREAMLOGSYSTEMv2 and keep using the
original system. Besides, I have a new dream in:
<< DREAMLOGSYSTEM.LOGS.LAST
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12/7/23 
⭐️🟥 Doing offensive work in MCL
❔🟥 A bizarre warning call
❔🟥 Portals generating very close together with no netherrack
❔🟥 Thumbs up/thumbs down map icons to indicate success
⭐️🟥 Some sort of "beetle" giving death threats in terminal form
❔🟥 Monochrome Lava Coil compass icons
❔🟥 My sister building a sugar cane store (with allay labor)
⭐️⬛️ The Comforting Fantasy Creature
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<< /* . . . hold on, let me try something.
<< NEURALSYSTEM.VISUALIZE
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* DowiMCL: Emulated Sector (MCL)
* Abwc: Emulated Sector (MCL)
* Pgvctwnn: Emulated Sector (MCL)
* Tutdmitis: ???
* Ssobgdtitf: Emulated Sector (MCL+MCD), Monetary Sector
* MLCci: Emulated Sector (MCL)
* Msbascswaa: Emulated Sector (TotK+MCL), Existential Sector
* TCFC: Indelible Sector
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<< /* Well, it's a start.
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(14:11:50) ChatBot: Orb_Fish logs into the Chat.
(14:12:07) Orb_Fish: FACT: I hope to arrange another wasteof
whiteboard meeting in the future
(14:12:18) Orb_Fish: or at least another wasteof/chat meeting
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<< /* My Weekly Names calendar is actually currently being hosted on
the Internet, but I haven't shared it yet. To give you an idea of
what goes on in the Weekly Names calendar, here's an excerpt:
<< CALENDAR.ALLEVENTS{X.CALENDAR == "Weekly Names"}
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[
  {name: "Dragon Week", start: 15.10, end: 21.10},
  {name: "Photography Week", start: 22.10, end: 28.10},
  {name: "Grand Comedy Week", start: 29.10, end: 4.11},
  {name: "Phone Number Pneumonic Week", start: 5.11, end: 11.11},
  {name: "Classical Music Week", start: 12.11, end: 18.11},
  {name: "Identity Theft Week", start: 26.11, end: 2.12},
  {name: "Jinshana Week", start: 3.12, end: 9.12},
  {name: "Landon's Holiday Vacation Week", start: 24.12, end: 30.12}
]
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<< /* The first test of my new dream sectoring system is in - and it
has thrown the system for a loop! I can only remember one element of
the dream, and that dream contains combined elements from the Emulated,
Existential, Colbrine and possibly Indelible sectors.
<< DREAMLOGSYSTEM.LOGS.LAST
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12/5/23 
⭐️🟥 Yiga Clan encounters - dragon edition
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<< /* I've made some potential improvements to my dream logging
system. I won't be putting them to work yet, but I have ideas.
<< UPDATESYSTEM.PATCH_NOTES : DREAMLOGSYSTEM, "v2.00-rc1"
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Dream Log System: v2.00, Release Candidate #1
Sector Sourcing Update

This update plans to upgrade the binary recognition system to a
system that identifies dreams as potentially belonging to a
"sector" of the user's memories. This sector classification system
may be too time-consuming to be added as the dream log is written,
and is thus meant to be manually recorded after the initial
transcription of the dream log.

* EPIDERMAL SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to Scratch.
* DIGITAL SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to the TBGs.
* CARTESIAN SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to Minecraft or its media.
* MONETARY SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to wasteof.money.
* CONDITIONAL SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to Not Always Right.
* INDELIBLE SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to Craiyon or content
  generated using it.
* EXISTENTIAL SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to IRL events.
* MELLIFLUOUS SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to GT-180.
* EMULATED SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to video games.
* COLBRINE SECTOR: Dreams pertaining to other mental processes.
* MISCELLANEOUS SECTOR: Dreams with known connections to activity
  not covered by other sectors.

Also coming with this update is an improved visualization format,
showing the logs with Unicode-integrated graphics rather than raw
JSON, to improve the user experience.
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<< /* FACT: in Firefox, you
can temporarily change your
useragent from the Responsive
Design testing mode.

<< /* If you're wondering why
I'm typing like this, I'm using
said Responsive Design mode with
an iPhone 13 mini profile to
test wasteof's responsive design.

<< /* In my opinion, some
improvements could be made, such
as, in response to a narrower
viewport, reducing the font size
in posts and moving some of the
buttons on the navbar into a
collapsible menu.
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<< /* Another vivid dream struck today. Here's what I managed to
recover from it:
<< ((FILESYSTEM.FETCH : KIELBASA/DREAMLOG.MIH) AS JSON).LAST
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{
  timestamp: 3.12
  elements: [
    {e: "A new, very long \"Great Leviathan\" dragon skeleton",
    dream: 1, recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "Shield surfing", dream: 1, recognition: .recognized}
    {e: "G**** **** spectators", dream: 1, recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "Something involving a river and Lord of the Rings",
    dream: 1, recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "Dusk raid in MCL with the First of Stone", dream: 2,
    recognition: .recognized}
    {e: "Visiting the Empire State Building", dream: 3,
    recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "Riding the elevator's exterior", dream: 3,
    recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "Watching Taskmaster", dream: 3, recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "\"Show Alex the aprimity of this cat.\"", dream: 3,
    recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "Taking a bath", dream: 3, recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "A giant black pill", dream: 3, recognition: .recallable}
    {e: "A dragon-themed elevator", dream: 3, recognition: .norecog}
    {e: "The Very Tight-Fitting Light Floral Dress being used as
    a bag", dream: 3, recognition: .recognized}
  ]
}
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<< /* Solitaire / -gge / copperfish, would you mind if I stopped 
censoring the minor TLoZ:TotK spoilers in my posts?
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