keirnan’s mortuary and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce

thank you for calling billy bob’s roadkill cafe. straight from your fender, served hot and tender! what can I get for you today?

psychic hotline, you have the wrong number.

on the air, if you dare! you are lucky caller number nine! go ahead with your answer.

city morgue. are you picking up or delivering?

st. Mary’s cemetery! who can we dig up for you today?

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