keirnan’s mortuary and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce

thank you for calling billy bob’s roadkill cafe. straight from your fender, served hot and tender! what can I get for you today?

psychic hotline, you have the wrong number.

on the air, if you dare! you are lucky caller number nine! go ahead with your answer.

city morgue. are you picking up or delivering?

st. Mary’s cemetery! who can we dig up for you today?

Ariana Grande in a black mask with rabbit ears

you might call her a… dangerous woman

“Hey Catalonia I was just getting to know ya when you stumble down those streets I just know you’ll be on my mind”

I’ll be spending too much time

In your dirt getting plants to grow

Great northern beans and lentils and thyme

its like a riptide rip-off hehehe

i’m not sure how I can function rn since i’m tryna listen to Coldplay and Beethoven’s 6th is blaring from the tv

mb it was his 9th. either way it was horrible

people I confuse:

@/joshatticus and @/kyletech

@/auriali and @/eris

@/kiwi and @/esben

@/owl and @/eagle (on darflen)

crazy how 41 of the 78 songs on my favorites playlist are love songs

Have you ever considered quitting or deleting ChatGPT? /genq

actually yes

i’ve used it for some things I regret but I deleted those conversations so now I just use it for useful stuff

so no i’m not going to delete it because if I did i’d probably just use grok or smth lol

i mean that’s fair lol, i haven’t used ai in like two years tbh for personal/religious reasons but i can understand that reasoning

I get that you don’t use ai it kind of sucks sometimes lol

do you want to https://alpha.wasteof.money/posts/69505488cec5c90a823a95c7 voice this voice your part?

wdym lol

Would you like to start a secret society on wasteof.money…?

yes! what is our purpose?

Pretty much follow the “secret community on wasteof” rules I described earlier. With a few tweaks:

  • Usernames have to be nonsense to not be guessed

  • There’s a main account that follows everyone in the society so that members can find each other easily

So the purpose is to hide from the main wasteof community

okay (I already own a few nonsense accounts hehehe I'll use one of those)

luckythecat (664a5a2d78e0ba383287a5dc): /chatter
luckythecat (664a5a2d78e0ba383287a5dc): /chatter
luckythecat (664a5a2d78e0ba383287a5dc): what are your commands
luckythecat (664a5a2d78e0ba383287a5dc): /talk

Do /chatter help for the commands

ohh thanks its not very clear otherwise

🧱🧱🧱 a brick wall

you have a lot of slow internet…

you know what.. I’m not even gonna delete them

it wouldn’t post so I clicked “post” a ton and then regretted it immediately

new banner. sideways, I guess.

I like how I didn’t even realize that I was an alpha tester for a while

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