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I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to buy a nice 20 piece McNugget. Even if you 'don’t eat fast food’, fast food is still good.

Besides, how is one serving of chicken McNuggets with some barbecue sauce going to make you instantly gain 20 pounds?

It’s just breaded chicken goodness with a side of spicy-sweet smoked barbecue sauce. It’s basically wings without the mess. According to a study done in- I’m kidding, but all that BS about the chicken nuggets not being real chicken? I don’t know how that started, but I can assure you that I’m made of 100% real chicken coming from real chickens that were really slaughtered and really cooked and really seasoned and really breaded and really fried.

Vegetarian? No problem, just stop.

Sure maybe it’s a little less healthy than some skinless white chicken, but you’re not buying chicken nuggets for skinless white chicken, you’re buying chicken nuggets for breaded chicken nuggets with sauce and that amazing McDonald’s Sprite. Skinless white chicken is the driest chicken in the whole damn world.

And you know what else McNuggets are? Popular. Make a friend with McNuggets. That guy ahead of you in the drive-thru that ordered the same 20 piece you’re about to? Follow them home. Knock on their door and force them to be friends. It works 25% of the time, and you damn know that’s better than your small talk.

Disclaimer: McDonalds takes no responsibility for assault charges or restraining orders.

I went to burger king yesterday. It was abandoned. not even a worker.

I went to McDonald's yesterday. but i didn't eat mcnuggets.

Mar 27, 2022, 5:34 AM
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Poll time. Wendy’s or McDonalds? You know the answer.

Awful. Terrible. No-good. Shouldn’t exist.

Instead, get some real food at Wendy’s.

Good morning. May I take @qotd’s job for a second and ask:

How do you feel about McNuggets?

Good morning. May I take @qotd’s job for a second and ask:

How do you feel about McNuggets?

The owner of getmore.com is asking for $1,099,510.

What kind of delusion are they living?

thanks for 10 followers, don’t stop

@ee’s verification wasn’t truly done in his favor.

It was done for leverage.

@jeffalo didn’t want to make the public happy.

He wanted to use @ee’s verification.

Use it viciously.

Without remorse.

@ee, you’ve been used. And it won’t stop.

Follow the movement.

#FixJeffalo

me, a psychopath, ignoring everyone’s feelings and telling them to buy mcnuggets

me, an empath, sensing that my friend is sad (they told me)

Personally, I believe Huttenese would be more accurate.

If Jabba The Hutt invented his own language it would be called Jabbanese.

nuggets

Mar 23, 2022, 11:05 PM
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You can do the same with @jeffalo’s upside-down button, but the URL needs to be ‘javascript:(function(){['', '-ms-', '-webkit-', '-o-', '-moz-'].map(function(prefix){document.body.style[prefix + 'transform'] = 'rotate(180deg)';});}())’

Works on most webpages. Seems to unload elements on others.

You could make both of these happen whenever you load the page with the Tampermonkey extension. Don’t know why you would want to though.

@david’s admin button is actually pretty simple, and you can make it into a bookmark with the following:

Add a bookmark, name it however you want.

Press the ‘More’ button.

Change the URL to ‘javascript:$nuxt.$auth.user.permissions.admin = true’.

Use it to steal wasteof’s money and buy 20 pieces with it.

Mar 23, 2022, 4:39 PM
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@david’s admin button is actually pretty simple, and you can make it into a bookmark with the following:

Add a bookmark, name it however you want.

Press the ‘More’ button.

Change the URL to ‘javascript:$nuxt.$auth.user.permissions.admin = true’.

Use it to steal wasteof’s money and buy 20 pieces with it.

I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to buy a nice 20 piece McNugget. Even if you 'don’t eat fast food’, fast food is still good.

Besides, how is one serving of chicken McNuggets with some barbecue sauce going to make you instantly gain 20 pounds?

It’s just breaded chicken goodness with a side of spicy-sweet smoked barbecue sauce. It’s basically wings without the mess. According to a study done in- I’m kidding, but all that BS about the chicken nuggets not being real chicken? I don’t know how that started, but I can assure you that I’m made of 100% real chicken coming from real chickens that were really slaughtered and really cooked and really seasoned and really breaded and really fried.

Vegetarian? No problem, just stop.

Sure maybe it’s a little less healthy than some skinless white chicken, but you’re not buying chicken nuggets for skinless white chicken, you’re buying chicken nuggets for breaded chicken nuggets with sauce and that amazing McDonald’s Sprite. Skinless white chicken is the driest chicken in the whole damn world.

And you know what else McNuggets are? Popular. Make a friend with McNuggets. That guy ahead of you in the drive-thru that ordered the same 20 piece you’re about to? Follow them home. Knock on their door and force them to be friends. It works 25% of the time, and you damn know that’s better than your small talk.

Disclaimer: McDonalds takes no responsibility for assault charges or restraining orders.

Sometimes I get the urge to write a full essay about something random and useless. The last post was an example of this.

Get used to it. I’m stopping unless I want to.

Buy McNuggets.

@jeffalo the entire fucking chrome tab crashed while I was writing a 1500 character essay to post. I guess that’s just a sign it was stupid and I shouldn’t have written it.

Sabbatical.

Mar 19, 2022, 7:04 AM
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Subway is the 2nd best fast food chain. I love a good sandwich.

Of course, it can’t top McDonalds. $5.00 for a 20 piece is just too good.

Iatrogenic.