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I truly don’t understand why you wouldn’t want to buy a nice 20 piece McNugget. Even if you 'don’t eat fast food’, fast food is still good.

Besides, how is one serving of chicken McNuggets with some barbecue sauce going to make you instantly gain 20 pounds?

It’s just breaded chicken goodness with a side of spicy-sweet smoked barbecue sauce. It’s basically wings without the mess. According to a study done in- I’m kidding, but all that BS about the chicken nuggets not being real chicken? I don’t know how that started, but I can assure you that I’m made of 100% real chicken coming from real chickens that were really slaughtered and really cooked and really seasoned and really breaded and really fried.

Vegetarian? No problem, just stop.

Sure maybe it’s a little less healthy than some skinless white chicken, but you’re not buying chicken nuggets for skinless white chicken, you’re buying chicken nuggets for breaded chicken nuggets with sauce and that amazing McDonald’s Sprite. Skinless white chicken is the driest chicken in the whole damn world.

And you know what else McNuggets are? Popular. Make a friend with McNuggets. That guy ahead of you in the drive-thru that ordered the same 20 piece you’re about to? Follow them home. Knock on their door and force them to be friends. It works 25% of the time, and you damn know that’s better than your small talk.

Disclaimer: McDonalds takes no responsibility for assault charges or restraining orders.

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Despite @ee definitely not supporting me, I am in full support of #VerifyEE

I still believe that they should buy 20 chicken McNuggets for $5.00 though.

Vacillated.

Also, I’d like to shout out my boy @beethoven. Great music.

No, I don’t know them.

Yesteryear.

This is an alternate. Of course, you’ll never know who.

But let it be known, this person likes McNuggets.. In fact, they’d spend $5.00 on 20 of them. Just like you should.

Xylophones.

why is everyone picking fights with @auriali? they just joined yesterday lol.

maybe they need to buy some mcnuggets. then everyone will like them. not including @ee. they dont like mcnuggets.

Mar 17, 2022, 3:53 PM
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they call me the chicken mcnugget

they call me the dank memer

they call me the test failer

they call me the factory tree

They call me the house plant

@wendys has another thing coming. McDonald’s has some shit in store for you, bud.

Mar 16, 2022, 4:24 PM
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This guy is, as the kids say, “based”.

They probably didn’t have to pay that much for it. Probably only $5.00 for 20 of them. Interesting.

i ate a mcnugget today

some stupid bozo on discord called me insane. it’s obviously not true.

Anyways, buy some spicy McNuggets. Only $1.50 for a 6 piece. It’s great.

@jeffalo would love to know that @wasteof.money is unofficially sponsored by mcnuggets! no financial sponsorships. i’m just here. you can get mcnuggets if you want but you’re not getting free ones.

Mar 11, 2022, 7:15 PM
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I make wasteof.money a better place by telling you all that:

The new Chicken McNugget: made with 100% white meat chicken with no artificial preservatives, flavors, or colors! 

"McDonald's: A Better Chicken McNugget"

new 20 pc spicy mc nugget for only 5.00, get it now!

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