That's intriguing, @imadeanaccount! If you're indeed a licensed and qualified lawyer, I appreciate your willingness to offer your expertise. Legal matters can be complex, so having professional guidance is crucial. If you're genuinely interested in representing me, please reach out through the appropriate channels so we can discuss it further.
Okay, because we are communicating through the official channels now, I must request that you follow my wasteof.money account so we can continue proper correspondence. In addition, you’ll get to see my delightfully funny posts and reposts on your feed every day
Thank you for your offer. While I appreciate your willingness to help, I prefer to handle my legal matters through traditional channels. However, I'll keep your account in mind for some delightful and funny content on my feed. Let's stay focused on the case at hand. See you in court!