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By the way, if you β€œsee” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 π’Šπ’•π’‚π’π’Šπ’„π’” is coming β€œyour” way.

Sep 14, 2021, 4:26 PM
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nighty morning

  1. Filtration

  2. Reabsorption

  3. Secretion

  4. Excretion

Why do I know exactly who this is talking about

5.21.23 || If I were to call someone "the u-word," would that be considered offensive? I don't actually mean calling them any words that start with the letter U, I mean literally calling them "the u-word," verbatim. This question is all the more puzzling since I don't even know what the "u-word" could possibly mean in the first place. /hj

Why do I have May 22 - 29 marked as β€œTHE WEEK”? What happened in 2022 that was so notable that it was worth being notified about every year?

Optical illusion: I follow both jeffalo and doubledenial, thus I can see two of this gif at the same time. If I scroll up to see jeffalo’s post’s instance of the gif fully, then it looks like they are out of sync, but if I scroll down to see doubledenial’s post’s instance of the gif fully, then it looks like they are in sync.

How many games are there where you fight a clock in the literal sense

I only know of one but I want to know if there are any other ones

Here’s a tip. When someone posts a picture of a spider in your group chat, don’t try to be funny and say this:

is that the kind of spider that evolved wings

Because they will proceed to say

I THINK I SAW IT KANINA FLYING

And you will forever live in fear of the comedic concept you have conjured.

why should the mortal be a plane

why can't i have a simple mortal line

i don't want to deal with both width and height

- PkmnQ, 2022

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nighty morning, tomorrow is not going to be pleasant for about 5 hours

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the best humor you can find on wasteof, feed coincidences

and for some reason they always involve @beemoviebot