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By the way, if you “see” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒔 is coming “your” way.

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It’s worth noting what happened 35 minutes after that:

[21:00]  PkmnQ: observation: there is no grass under the chain chomps
[21:00]  PkmnQ: (at least in super mario odyssey)
[21:01]  PkmnQ: let's see other instances of chain chomp
[21:01]  ultsppi: https://www.mariowiki.com/Incoming_Chomp
[21:01]  PkmnQ: to see if it fits the grass theory
[21:01]  ultsppi: these once can jump
[21:02]  ultsppi: these can fit the grass theory if they travel to grass
[21:02]  PkmnQ: but there is the chain chomp in bob-omb battlefield
[21:04]  PkmnQ: i doubt that they would unchain chain chomp often to let the grass regrow, considering how chain chomp jumps over the hill
[21:04]  PkmnQ: this would be massively inconvenient and i think they would rather let it absorb the grass
[21:04]  ultsppi: do we have a conclusion
[21:05]  PkmnQ: the only theory left is the eye theory from earlier, that they do still photosynthesize but through the eyes
[21:06]  ultsppi: or the mouth
[21:06]  PkmnQ: https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/b/b7/Mk64rainbowroad4.png i don't know the rainbow road lore
[21:06]  PkmnQ: does this rulle out photosynthesis entirely
[21:06]  PkmnQ: i don't knkow where rainbow road is located
[21:06]  PkmnQ: if it is sometimes daytime then it is still believable, however if it's all the way in space then we have a problem
[21:07]  PkmnQ: i think this rules it out entirely https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/0/0b/Chompy.png

The State of wasteof

<ultsppi> current state of waste money: start flame wars with this one simple trick!
<JackyBC> wait what??!!
<JackyBC> waste of money went that downhill?
<BridgerFish> Orb_Fish: :|
<Gilbert189_> I think I started it somewhat
<ultsppi> no
<Gilbert189_> *with me
<Gilbert189_> wait no I can't English
<Gilbert189_> oops
<PkmnQ> no, you could have not made that post and the flame wars would probably still be this bad
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<ultsppi> "oern" is a user who said a thing once.
<Gilbert189_> now I need to figure out how to modify sprites
<PkmnQ> are you talking about when i convinced oren to change his username to oern or are you talking about the new oern?
<ultsppi> now "lyil" often makes fun of them every time somebody says something related to "lgbtq", starting an instant flame war
<Gilbert189_> oh yeah that
<Gilbert189_> I think that's the source
<BridgerFish> Orb_Fish: why can't people just report report report & move on?
<PkmnQ> oh i see
<Gilbert189_> nobody cared ;|
<Gilbert189_> :|
<BridgerFish> Orb_Fish: :(
<ultsppi> nobody reports posts
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<ultsppi> consider the amount of terrible posts in "gwdfi scratch studio", which is much more active and worse
<Gilbert189_> ?
<ultsppi> plenty of inappropirate comments are made there. they are automatically removed when more than 3 person report right?
<ultsppi> BUT THEY STAY AROUND!!!! despite EXTREME activity!!
<ultsppi> in short, nobody presses the report button on any websites
<ultsppi> that is my arguent
<PkmnQ> it's gotten to the point where "someone" can spam a bunch of random comments on a random post to the extent that it becomes the most commented on post
<JackyBC> can i get links to the posts i want to report them
<BridgerFish> Orb_Fish: truth be told, I don't report anything either
<JackyBC> also why wasteof money is now toxic
<JackyBC> h
<PkmnQ> and it's forgotten about after one day after the cool new controversy
<ultsppi> it alwaus was
<JackyBC> i am VERY glad that i am not a part of the flame war
<ultsppi> remember when you said that one thing about the rainbow banner?
<ultsppi> that was an average-size 'war' at the time
<ultsppi> i think
<JackyBC> i then changed my opinion because it looked like the RGB mouses which is cool i think
<PkmnQ> i remember when the biggest controversy was a repost chain about potatoes
<ultsppi> here is my opinion on the matter: https://beta.wasteof.money/posts/6437f35eca26161bf10c2f50

hold on I need to go rearrange my bones real quick, I think I accidentally shuffled them in my sleep

here is my suggestion for wasteof: ban everyone except for about 3 to 7 people

nighty morning

Sing “trousers, trousers, trou.

sers.”

Hey Samsung thanks for the tip about the S Pen that my phone doesn’t have

Why haven’t I heard about the hat tiling yet?

what's a fish but a simple chordate compared to humans which are also simple chordates

-PkmnQ, 2022

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and so is the rest of the asteroid belt

ceres is a planet

pñg

jpég

ğif

By the way, I’m not advocating for removing them entirely. As I said, they help make sure that people don’t have water dripping off their hands everywhere on the floor, so I’m all for them.

But what I find very annoying about hand dryers and something I haven’t figured out yet is why in 90% of places they have only a hand dryer and not paper towels to dry your hands with, or it’s refilled almost never. Is it just other people getting fooled into thinking that hand dryers work and putting it into places thinking “oh it’ll be fine on its own, nobody needs paper towels anyway?” Is it to further perpetuate the lies? Are my hand dryer encounters just particularly unlucky?

Do those hand dryers actually work? I’m 90% they’re just a placebo at this point. By the time I get tired of the sound of the hand dryer, almost none of the water was actually dried! And when I get back to what I was doing? The water dries at the exact same rate it did when I was using the hand dryer! In fact, it might even be faster!

My theory: Hand dryers are only there so that people keep their hands over the sink while water is dripping from them so that it doesn’t go all over the floor.

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Do those hand dryers actually work? I’m 90% they’re just a placebo at this point. By the time I get tired of the sound of the hand dryer, almost none of the water was actually dried! And when I get back to what I was doing? The water dries at the exact same rate it did when I was using the hand dryer! In fact, it might even be faster!

My theory: Hand dryers are only there so that people keep their hands over the sink while water is dripping from them so that it doesn’t go all over the floor.

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I can see why people thought there would be no April Fools on the Scratch Forums this year

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