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By the way, if you “see” this, 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒔 is coming “your” way.

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THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES

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@exec recursion

#recursion

exec recursion

#iteration

printf This is number {a}.

if gt get a : echo 3 then printf {a} is greater than 3

if gt get a : echo 2 then printf {a} is greater than 2

if gt get a : echo 1 then printf {a} is greater than 1

@for a between 1 3 do exec iteration

(incomplete)

User	Dest.	Message

user	>>	POST ~
		#iteration...
user	<<	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
user	>>	POST ~
		@for a...
user	<<	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
for	<<	NOTIFY CALL CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
for	>>	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
		@set a 1
for	<<	POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
user	<<	NOTIFY POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
set	<<	NOTIFY CALL 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
set	>>	POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
		ok
set	<<	POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
for	<<	NOTIFY POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
user	<<	NOTIFY POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
for	>>	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
		@exec iteration
for	<<	POST D640781713233FCD56F6D8E0FD7F40DD
user	<<	NOTIFY POST D640781713233FCD56F6D8E0FD7F40DD
exec	>>	SEARCH #iteration
exec	<<	LIST SEARCH #iteration
		AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
exec	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		@printf This is number {a}.
exec	<<	POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
user	>>	NOTIFY POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
printf	<<	NOTIFY CALL CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
printf	>>	POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
		@get a
printf	<<	POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
user	>>	NOTIFY POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
get	<<	NOTIFY CALL DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
get	>>	POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
		1
get	<<	POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
printf	>>	NOTIFY POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
printf	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		ok
printf	<<	POST 9B7B00195A133D9EE39BB4F67C4CE894
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 9B7B00195A133D9EE39BB4F67C4CE894
exec	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		@if gt get a : echo 3 then printf {a} is greater than 3
exec	<<	POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
if	<<	NOTIFY CALL 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
if	>>	POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
		@gt get a : echo 3
if	<<	POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
user	<<	NOTIFY POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
gt	<<	NOTIFY CALL F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
gt	>>	POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
		@get a
gt	<<	POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
user	<<	NOTIFY POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
if	<<	NOTIFY POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
get	<<	NOTIFY CALL B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
get	>>	POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
		1
get	<<	POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF
user	<<	NOTIFY POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF
	<<	NOTIFY POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF

#recursion

exec recursion

#iteration

printf This is number {a}.

if gt get a : echo 3 then printf {a} is greater than 3

if gt get a : echo 2 then printf {a} is greater than 2

if gt get a : echo 1 then printf {a} is greater than 1

@for a between 1 3 do exec iteration

(incomplete)

User	Dest.	Message

user	>>	POST ~
		#iteration...
user	<<	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
user	>>	POST ~
		@for a...
user	<<	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
for	<<	NOTIFY CALL CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
for	>>	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
		@set a 1
for	<<	POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
user	<<	NOTIFY POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
set	<<	NOTIFY CALL 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
set	>>	POST 31FA88F488821F1A7DE698A691830316
		ok
set	<<	POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
for	<<	NOTIFY POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
user	<<	NOTIFY POST 73778C119F392CB545825794A3B40F57
for	>>	POST CD9A0EFDF07F6648C1767B7C2268843E
		@exec iteration
for	<<	POST D640781713233FCD56F6D8E0FD7F40DD
user	<<	NOTIFY POST D640781713233FCD56F6D8E0FD7F40DD
exec	>>	SEARCH #iteration
exec	<<	LIST SEARCH #iteration
		AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
exec	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		@printf This is number {a}.
exec	<<	POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
user	>>	NOTIFY POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
printf	<<	NOTIFY CALL CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
printf	>>	POST CB2A3685926180D99391FC18D860F617
		@get a
printf	<<	POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
user	>>	NOTIFY POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
get	<<	NOTIFY CALL DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
get	>>	POST DA17B05BD4E9FB048227046102FD80DD
		1
get	<<	POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
printf	>>	NOTIFY POST 62DA167D4CC1C08040C9B234BF9CDDA2
printf	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		ok
printf	<<	POST 9B7B00195A133D9EE39BB4F67C4CE894
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 9B7B00195A133D9EE39BB4F67C4CE894
exec	>>	POST AA0E2C12C64E6C9B2097482F4F85B6BB
		@if gt get a : echo 3 then printf {a} is greater than 3
exec	<<	POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
user	>>	NOTIFY POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
if	<<	NOTIFY CALL 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
if	>>	POST 75A5DB81995233375DE3B2E4A608CE8B
		@gt get a : echo 3
if	<<	POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
user	<<	NOTIFY POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
gt	<<	NOTIFY CALL F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
gt	>>	POST F29BBE4DBD9117461A5B64D003C848C4
		@get a
gt	<<	POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
user	<<	NOTIFY POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
if	<<	NOTIFY POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
get	<<	NOTIFY CALL B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
get	>>	POST B3CB86D27F7DDEAC1750B611DAB8ABCF
		1
get	<<	POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF
user	<<	NOTIFY POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF
	<<	NOTIFY POST D794BFAD8AFE2E1949C546F1C5AE38DF

That is just objectively wrong, have you read anything about the Manuel Estrada Cabrera regime in the Republic of Guatemala?

*insert controversial post*

behold, double italics taken to its extremes

̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑫̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑶̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑼̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑩̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑩̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑶̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑫̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑫̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑶̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑼̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑩̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑰̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑻̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑨̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑰̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑪̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑺̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑫̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑪̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑼̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑷̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑼̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑵̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑫̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑹̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑰̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑵̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑻̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑹̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑰̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑷̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑺̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑻̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑹̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑰̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑲̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑻̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑯̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑹̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑶̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑼̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑮̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑯̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑺̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑿̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑻̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑼̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑷̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑶̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑽̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑹̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑳̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑰̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑵̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞𝑬̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞ ̵̶̠̱̲̳͇̄̅̿͟͞

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I was going to type something earlier but I got interrupted, so here’s the incomplete post:

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This uses spaces

This uses no-break spaces

This uses ogham space marks

This uses en quads

This uses em quads

This uses en spaces

This uses em spaces

This uses three-per-em spaces

This uses four-per-em spaces

This uses six-per-em spaces

This uses figure spaces

This uses punctuation spaces

This uses thin spaces

This uses hair spaces

This uses narrow no-break spaces

This uses medium mathematical spaces

This uses ideographic spaces

Tip: Don’t forget what angle brackets are, so that you don’t accidentally confuse someone while trying to explain how to use ansi escape codes

3 0 1

Today, there is a lot of wind, and there are also people waiting for a club meeting to start. A perfect day for murderous hanging banners to swing around and almost hit people in the head several times.

By the law of commutativity, one and a half is equivalent to half and a one, and “a” already refers to one, so you can just say “half and a”.

This has been “PkmnQ rewrites the English language to fit his own logic!” Tune in next time when he cracks the mystery of why the horse raced past the barn fell!

5 0 2

Elect me for president of the United States after him and I will empty it again!

Elect me for president of the united states and I will fill it! 🇺🇸

Hooooooly shit Arizona is empty as hell

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should’ve gotten a slap chop

For the next week, I'll be having an AI write my daily posts. I'm going to give a different chatbot a different prompt every day (e.g. “write a relatable post”, “write a funny post”, etc.) and see how it goes!

Day 1: ChatGPT

Prompt: “Write a relatable wasteof.money post”

Response: Hey there, #BudgetBusters! 💸 Have you ever bought a fancy avocado slicer only to end up with mashed avocados every time? 🥑🔪 Well, that's the kind of "smashed" purchase I made last week! 🤦‍♀️💰 I was lured by the promise of perfectly sliced avocados for my toast game, but ended up with a messy kitchen and a broken slicer! 🙅‍♀️🚫 Lesson learned: stick to a trusty knife and save your hard-earned cash for more avocados instead of gimmicky gadgets! 🙌🥑 #WasteOfMoney #AvocadoFail #KitchenFails #GuacGoneWrong 🚫💸🥑

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Continue

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i’m a teapot

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i’m a teapot

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