@quimexus

Known in the streets as the Quingus
Wall

Ironically wasteof wastes none of my braincells, while twitter wastes them all

I have become verified due to a mild amount of mental trickery

what does a re-purposed reload symbol have to do to get verified around here?

what does a fashionable penguin crime lord have to do to get verified around here?

What does a d logo made of 5 rectangles have to do to get verified around here?

Apr 17, 2022, 9:48 PM
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the american dream is eat hot chip lie watch anime big truck many gun complain and juul in school

That moment when you put in the USB first try

Apple users when they realize the messaging app icon is green

GreenOS7 ftw!

The average human is not a capybara

How does one get verified

PS. there is a spider crawling scarily close to my computer

The average scratcher is a scammer tricking you into viewing their terrible creations

Mar 22, 2022, 5:15 AM
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I identify as half-baked

“a smorgusboard of suspenceful salamanders” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Its not a real scratch design contest if the results don’t take a year to come out

heathen + touch gold + you have the bubonic plague

i met a traveler from an antique land who said

two vast and trunkless baby seal leather boots lie in the desert,

near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies

whose frown, and petty gawk, and sarcastic pouting lips

tell that its sculptor well those passions read

which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things

the face that mocked them, and the heart that fed

and on the pedestal these words appear:

“NO MAIDENS?!?!?!”

nothing beside remains

round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

the lone and level sands stretch far away