@redstrider

this was a “i just woke up and now my brain is weird” post and i apologise for offense caused. :p

happy fuck the army day.

they stole my shmungus

went too deep into a weird internet rabbit hole and now my brain hurts. like, what the hell is wrong with you guys?

on voting

if the republicans oppose it, it's probably good

if both the republicans and the democrats oppose it, it's probably really good.

evil john lennon be like

john lennon be like

today i spent 5 hours debating if it’s selfish or not to ask someone for help if you’re in a depressive episode

do you ever just

php.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

— Stan Kelly-Bootle

For a good time, call me

911

part thats broken

colors added for more fun

fractured kneecap ligament

i fell off m skateboard and am in urgent care right now :D

acknowledgement is such a gross word no word should start with the sound of someone choking

should be spelled agnowledgement like if you agree