RIP the legend…
Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
after much deliberation by our team, we’ve chosen to endorse @tallpeter for president. we believe his policies would bring wasteof to new heights for everyone. while his running mate and i have had disagreements in the past, he’s proven himself to be well capable of doing whatever it is a vice president does.
thank you, and #PeterDert2025 
—-64lu
announcement regarding my campaign:
@9999 is my cabinet pick for “fake position in the government like elon musk”
we’re sure they’ll do a great job!
i hear every presidential candidate is agendaposting rn so i guess ill hop on that train
ANNOUNCEMENT (PART 1/1)
I am proud to announce that I am officially running for the presidential @election for the year 2025.
Wasteof is a platform, and I am to be running for this prominent position.
But what do you plan to do if you get elected, you might ask?
Here is my agenda for the wasteof community that will for all wasteof-ers.
Free waffles will remain and the waffle tax will be fully eliminated. Furthermore, we will expand our cheese caves and expand our cheese options, including Parmesan, Colby Jack, American, Cheddar, Swiss, Mozzarella, Feta, Brie, and Asiago. Furthermore, we will all have free pancakes, free cakes, and free cookies, all hax free.
Speaking of taxes, please give me money
Elon Musk will be forced to give me all of his money
Piracy will be made legal. Keep that in mind.
Housing will be completely free. Keep that in mind.
PART 1/1 COMPLETED. PART 2/1 WILL COME TOMORROW
VOTE 64lu FOR PRESIDENT!
is this true guys?
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: Wasteof @Election Account Announces Candidates Will Fight To The Death In Colosseum
@bitcoin_btc can i get an experts opinion on this
Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency
https://theonion.com/trump-boys-hook-dollar-bill-up-to-potato-to-make-cryptocurrency/
does anyone remember what this was reposting because i don’t