Statement from the PeterDert campaign management team.
On Thursday morning, July 3rd, TallPeter was fatally shot while presenting a speech at a rally just a couple of blocks down from the WastedOnion headquarters. No suspect has been identified yet.
The PeterDert management team have decided to withdraw from the ballot, and endorse no candidate, in accordance with TallPeter’s will, stating “do not endorse short people”.
All TallPeter campaign funds will be donated to the Little People America charity.
Please respect the family of TallPeter during this time of grief.
Thank you.
I will be banning reporters from WastedOnion from entering the oval office if elected.
#StandUpOrStandDown
#PeterDert2025
Daily Election Update: As the campaign goes on, candidates have begun using memes to convince citizens to vote for them, causing critical mass cringe events.
Updates from the campaign trail:
Posting to wasteof, Oren thanked the North Korean city Pyongyang for “supporting the best candidate! Long live Kim Jong Un!”
Kiwi was also actively posting on wasteof, saying “i don’t condone voting with alts, but i do condone voting for #kiwilate2025 with alts no one knows about!”
The-Owlsss announced various anti-KyleTech measures, such as buggy Wix features, to prevent similar incident’s like yesterday, where Mr. Tech rushed Owlsss’s stage at a rally.
TallPeter apologised today for misleading the public regarding how tall he was, we’ve yet to hear an apology from him after trying to do our job for us by posting a satire news graphic.
Elsie danced to Saturn by SZA for an entire 1 hour interview with lesser news outlet BBC, leaving the journalist sobbing in the corner of the room.
V1 has once again been mentioned in The Only News Source, proving their campaign isn’t being censored, you’re welcome again.
Pufferfish101007 has lost significant backing after saying they like light mode.
SixFourLu has dropped out of the race after missing a Spanish lesson with their running mate Duolingo, causing SixFourLu to vanish without a trace.
In a turn of good fortune, WannaBeRose didn’t insult us today. The snipers have been told to hold their fire.
Its true. I apologize for my misleading claims about my height. The fact still stands that I am above the average human. I hope my supporters can realize this and continue to support me after this. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
How tall is @tallpeter? (RIP TALL PETER)
This is the question we have all been wondering. We can easily calculate his height based on his profile picture. The full image is shown here:
The doctor shown in this image is Elmer Hartman, who’s height isn’t stated in the show, yet we can see he the same height as peter griffin from this picture from the show.
Peter griffin is 6’1. Using the before picture of the Doctor and Tallpeter, we can comparatively measure them to determine that tall peter is exactly 20% taller than 6’1.
Tall peter’s official height is 7’4!
While this is very tall, it is comically small to the ridiculous claims of the tall peter campaign, such as claims that a ladder would be required to spank tall peter’s batty!
Overall, tall peter is very much above average, but far from the giant he claims to be!
#StandDown #Notmypeter
I would like to apologise to my previous posts to @kiwi - some comments did cross the line with charged language and insults, joke or not.
The PeterDert party respects everyone - even short kings like Kiwi - we respect them so much that we are giving all short kings platform shoes to their avatars so they can be as cool as Tall Peter!
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
These are FALSE numbers. I call ELECTION FRAUD. The crooked kiwis and orens are at it again. I demand a RECOUNT of all in person and mail in ballots. We all know who is really winning this race.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
This is the REAL obese Peter. I am TallPeter. All accusations of my obesity are based on a popular misconception between us two. #StandUpOrStandDown #TallPeter2025
These recent allegations of my obesity are pure FALSE. The crooks in the KIWI and OREN parties are pushing their AGENDA that I am OBESE. I am simply TALL. TALL people cannot be obese as they have their weight more distributed evenly. These allegations are from SHORT people who are just angry their weight shows because they are SHORT.
#PeterDert2025 #StandUpOrStandDown
That is clearly not me. I am TallPeter and the video shown is of Peter Griffin falling down the stairs. Yet another fake lie made by the crooked short to try and denounce me. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Did you guys see this? Is this who you want as your president? A man who cannot even walk without stumbling? How would he hold wasteof without stumbling. I, TallPeter, would never fall thanks to my long legs and amazing athleticness. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Did you guys see this? Is this who you want as your president? A man who cannot even walk without stumbling? How would he hold wasteof without stumbling. I, TallPeter, would never fall thanks to my long legs and amazing athleticness. #StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
This is FALSE NEWS perpetrated by the Crooked Kiwis and mass media. My belly is perfectly average for a man of my tall stature, and these accusations that I am sponsored by Diabetes is pure propaganda put out by the crooks to try and ruin our campaign. Quite frankly, I think theyre just jealous that they are SHORT.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
Don’t you have a beer belly???
Tall peter is a corrupt politician bought and paid for by diabetes!
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
KIWI is a Socialist, communist, liberal terrorist who wishes to DESTROY Wasteof. They are very SHORT and are NOT FIT TO RUN Wasteof. We’ve had avergae size presidents before but this is simply too far. We cannot let a person of their small stature win the polls. Vote for the right choice. Vote for the tall choice
Thank you, tallers.
-sent from WasteOfTruth
I would like to formally announce I have picked @dertermenter as my VP and running mate in the forthcoming election.
He is a great representation of the TallPeter Agenda and I believe he will contribute greatly to our future, tall-ran wasteof.
#StandUpOrStandDown #PeterDert2025
A little birdy told me that oren hates puppies… just saying
#TallPeter2025
#StandUpOrStandDown
TALLPETER 2025 OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN DROP
“Standing Tall for Wasteof.Money!” 
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT'S YA BOI TALLPETER, and I’m stepping into this election like a mf 12-foot skeleton in a Spirit Halloween — unmissable, unstoppable, undeniably tall.
As your future President of wasteof.money, I solemnly swear on all things gurt to bring height-based justice to this cursed platform. My campaign promises? They tall.
THE TALLPETER 10-INCH PLATFORM (MINIMUM):
Raise the character limit — we typing skyscraper-length posts now
Only tall memes from here on out — vertical images > horizontal any day
Short kings & queens get love too, but we adding platform shoes to your avatars
Mandatory height-check at signup — no cap, if you under 6ft your posts get stretched
We renaming the site to WASTE.OF.MONEY.TOWER
Giraffe emojis get boosted — = verified
Add a "tall energy" badge — only the longest rants and most elevated gurtposts allowed
Ban salad — hes tooo low to the ground, not tall enough for the discourse
New rule: minimum 1 vertical shitpost per day
Eiffel Tower Role — exclusive title for top-tier tall thinkers
This ain't just an election — this a heightening. Wasteof.money? More like wasteof.SMOKED.by.TALLPETER.
So vote Tall. Vote proud. Vote GURTED.
#TallPeter2025 #StandUpOrStandDown #HeightSupremacy #WasteOfSkyscrapers
Gurt the polls.