no i actually just found a new meme template and thought of a good way to use it
Ratio (is that your way of trying to gain back followers? because that is actually pathetic and absolutely desperate)
just because we have a different flavour of tory doesn't mean we can't still fulfil this goal 
ok but like i’m literally doing this next time i bother to get my soldering iron out to hopefully get some use out of a phone with a broken touch screen
plot twist: @jeffalo is actually jeffAIlo, and AI is coming to wasteof
3.434359492×10^168186 is larger than 41 last time i checked
The Christmas Light Count is looking a bit different this year compared to last year - so far I’ve counted 41 properties with Christmas decorations on my usual local routes - this time last year I had 8!! That’s 5 times more!! It’ll be interesting to see whether we get more christmas lights overall, an earlier plateau, or something entirely different…
21 minutes ago, in comes order. Harmattan, Burton & Smith. Eight extra-large deep- dish pizzas. In eight minutes, I am defaulting on Joe’s 29-minute guarantee. Then, not only am I receiving no money for these pizzas… …but I will lose the customer forever to Pizza Yurt. Look, you are my only hope, all right? You have to make it in time. Peter, you’re a nice guy. But you’re just not dependable. This is your last chance. You have to go 42 blocks in seven and one half minutes or your ass is fired. Go!
inni
Warning: politics ahead.
Also, this is longer than 1500 characters and I don’t have beta access on this account, so you get this notes app style post instead.
