Most of the mass in the universe is an unknown form of matter that doesn't interact with the electromagnetic spectrum, but has a gravitational field.
Relax liberal, it's called dark matter
bluniper 
fuck i accidentally spread misinformation
Today is the 11th of October
Things I missed yesterday:
@specialred_ defeated [5673-7258462886] with @landonhere, achieved Splatoon Raiders’s true ending, and didn't need to register their phone with Discord! Special thanks to BOTTOMLESS and their raiding party! (https://wasteof.money/posts/6aca53922f994596b28af7e2)
Got something to add? Make a new post tagging @today for your chance to be included in tomorrow's post!
As of @today, @landonhere has defeated [5673-7258462886] and achieved Splatoon Raiders’s true ending, and they didn’t even need to register their phone number with Discord to do it! Special thanks to BOTTOMLESS and the rest of their raiding party!
As of today, I have defeated [5673-7258462886] and achieved Splatoon Raiders’s true ending, and I didn’t even need to register my phone number with Discord to do it! Special thanks to BOTTOMLESS and the rest of my raiding party!
why do public executions make me think of communism
Special Report By The Wasted Onion: ‘Remember To Smash That Like Button!’ Says Pete Hegseth Ahead Of Livestreamed Military Execution
oh yeah.
Dear Blazers,
Today is your day of reckoning. Ever since the creation of Blaze in the shadows where only the most powerful play. For years, we have had Blaze slip from our fingers multiple times, yet, we persevered.
I am excited and aroused to announce that The Wasted Company has acquired Blaze. From here on out, The Flame Of Social Media is in the hands of the same prestigious corporation that owns The Only News Source, The Wasted Onion, alongside Theranos, Enron, Wirecard, and Fyre Festival.
Say goodbye to the old Blaze, for it is dead and buried six feet deep. I personally shot it behind a barn to put it out of its misery. The new Blaze begins now, The Flame Of Truth will shine bright in ways that were once thought unimaginable. No more will Blaze collect all of your personal information, it will now collect your very soul.
Prepare for greatness, just like our work at The Wasted Onion, Blaze will be your one-stop-shop for beautiful, completely asinine bullshit.
Hold on fucking tight.
Clef Bozos, CEO, The Wasted Company.
can a chud wo.mbat user like this post and show me what it looks like? 
wo.mbat 2.4 is HERE and comes with some awesome new changes!!!!
First of all, thank you SO SO SO much to everyone who tested, wo.mbat is now available in production on Google Play (once Google finishes reviewing the latest release, expect @wombatplaytesting to be lingering)
Second of all, since I made it to production, I'm open sourcing it so you can now download it from GitHub Releases! Yippee yahoo! https://github.com/JoshAtticus/wo.mbat
Alright, now for the changelog:
- Cleaned up the code for open sourcing
- Completely re-did comments so they don't suck, way easier to reply and you can delete and report them now
- Improved the user blocking system so you can now reveal comments from blocked users
- Made profile badges way better, try tapping them, and added exclusive ones for me and my friends
- Like animations (uhh, idk, contact me if you want a custom like animation for a specific keyword, currently "chud" and "wo.mbat" are the only ones)
- Made the explore page a bit better
- Fixed some bugs with search
Oh, also forgot to put in the changelog, but you can now make posts and comments up to 12,000 characters! That's 8x larger than any other client and I don't see how you could possibly hit this limit other than my post the other day, but have fun until it stops working anyways.
The API technically allows for 15,000 characters but I left a bit of headroom for HTML tags used by formatting and images and whatnot.
Enjoy!!
p.s. try liking this post once you update :)
i think i'm gonna start joining servers that have automod and saying a bunch of banned stuff to fuck with mods
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blue, huh?
I’m making something. It’s called BLU. You will be able to listen to it October 18th. See you then
i've successfully ratioed @00000
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someone put laxatives in my protein shake i swear i'm not weak 
Welcome to the first official post from the Thrat-Eris campaign!
As newly-sworn (by newly I mean two months ago) president of the greatest site to waste money on, I would like to formerly announce some new laws that will be going into effect, effective immediately.
NEGATIVE tax rate on ALL breakfast items except for French Toast because it SUCKS! The government will now be paying you from our annual breakfast budget of $20 annually for every breakfast item you eat! If we run out of money, we will just be printing more money!
Why has no other president thought ofthat oneyet?Edit: uhh nvm ab printing money..@thrat MUST return to his prime of April 2026, as in when wasteof was down.
We have successfully taken down the DANGEROUS TERRORIST website of blazeapp.net, and will be charging @kyletech of Larceny because he stole my heart by making Blaze coded by Lovable AI. The court website will instead be programmed by a ChatGPT model from 2023.
@thrat will be playing The Flawless as suggested by @toaks by 2027. Contrary to the level’s name, this level has many many flaws.
@eris will NOW be required to use Windows 8.1 instead of Windows 11, because Windows 8.1 was a far superior operating system.
@specialred_ will now be required to pay reparations for all affected by their shitting at the Incline Bench. How do you shit yourself when you only have five pounds on each side?
That’s all for now, but make sure to give us a follow to keep up with us!
-thratwitch
what following formed this time
