Most of the mass in the universe is an unknown form of matter that doesn't interact with the electromagnetic spectrum, but has a gravitational field.
Relax liberal, it's called dark matter
realized i can use image widgets with transparent backgrounds for slightly better image widgets so i can make my dumb iphone look slightly more swaggy

i'm bringing candles made with anthrax 

playing white noise loudly in my headphones and taking a giant shit with no regards for the noises coming out of my mouth or ass (Helen Keller simulator)