do not look at the comments to this comment if you want to keep what little sanity you have left
do not look at the comments to this comment if you want to keep what little sanity you have left
Its 
Dickcember and you 
know what that means 
It's HOEliday season 
and Santa 
is cumming 
to town 
and bringing 
presentsto all the good boys
and girls,
but if you've been a naughty 
hoe
you ain't getting CUMMIES this year! 
Prancer
and LAP Dancer
are ready to get wet and Rudolph the 
red DICK
SLUTdeer is 
waiting
to 
lightup the way to Santa's sexshop 
where all you ho-
ho-
HOES 
can get 
naughty! 
Whats poppin in that peppermint 
pussy 
u little snowhoe 
DICKCEMBER is here 
and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 
all month long until his SAP comes out 
but dont forget to lick off any syrup 
from daddy's HARD candy cane 
Time to get RAWED 
under the mistleHOE 
Send
this to 
of your sexiest snowmen
or else Santa will be giving you 
COAL this year