You try the key that you found earlier..

You head to the song and try to ungatekeep it, but the key doesnt work, its a fake!

Now what…

  1. Find the rest of the key shards

  2. Pick the lock

  3. Buy another key

Suddenly, you notice a hamster wheel.

You convince the monster to go in the hamster wheel and you start rolling.

“Where we heading?” Says the monster

“Back to where we came here from!”

You start heading back, you cross continents and oceans, until finally arriving back in the sewers.

“Wait,” says the monster, “my original goal was to keep that song gatekept from you, but you’re a good person, I don’t want to kill you.”

“So can you tell me the song?” you reply

“Of course,” says the monster, “the song is called An-”

Suddenly, the monster spontaneously combusts and fucking dies 🥀

What now?

“i look it up on google translate and then i attempt to say “добър въпрос”"

Pulling out your phone clumsily, you translate the phrase “good question” to Bulgarian and say “добър въпрос”, your bulgarian is horrible and nobody understands you well.

“Махай се от съдебната ми зала” says one of the judges, you pull out google translate again and find out he told you “Get out of my courtroom”. You and the monster leave.

“Now what? We’re in Bulgaria and theres no way I will be able to ungatekeep that song now” You say

“Well, its gatekept for a reason, the whole point is so that you don’t know what the song is” Says the monster, “me and my team have merely been trying to defend the song from being ungatekept”

What do you do now?

You sue the creature in a Bulgarian court of law…

“Pack your bags, we’re going to Bulgaria” You say, the creature looks at you surprised, and you lead it out of the sewers.

After getting on a plane, you arrive in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, and enter a court, the judges look at you and the creature puzzled.

“Какво, по дяволите, е това братле?” says one of them, but you don’t speak Bulgarian.

What do you say now?

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