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  • dundee, scotland

i speak english fluently and im learning spanish 🇪🇸

it would be really cool and funny if you follow me

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brb (reposting when i get a girlfriend)

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birthdays fr just get worse as time goes on

i remember the good old days when i was 5 and basically had the whole class at my birthday parties as everyone was friends then, haven’t had a proper birthday party since 2018 or so

My birthday returns soon and I'm not that excited for it

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update: mario kart 64 caused the 3ds to crash twice 💀

we got n64 games running on the 3ds 🥶🥶🥶🥶

(the 3ds sucks at running them)

we got n64 games running on the 3ds 🥶🥶🥶🥶

(the 3ds sucks at running them)

update on that band:

ok so they performed in the school and had absolutely no relation with the school whatsoever. around 5% of it was music (ear torture) and the rest was the members talking about mental health so that’d the message part, the school probably wouldn’t have let them in if they didn’t include that 💀

also the band is apparently called “the mercians” and touring around uk schools, so some people here in the uk may have seen them before

some band is coming into my school to perform tomorrow for a whole afternoon

obviously this raises a lot of questions as the school wouldn’t just let that happen

it’s either going to be some band made up of former students from the school or its going to be one of those touring things that give you messages, if it’s one of those then the songs will be like this:

*intense buildup and beat drop* DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS *insane guitar solo*

now all of those autumn leaves have just spawned in

i swear a bunch of bugs have just spawned in ☹️

yesterday night i could open my door normally but today when i open my door tons of bugs fly in

hacked my 3ds today

i swear a bunch of bugs have just spawned in ☹️

yesterday night i could open my door normally but today when i open my door tons of bugs fly in

school computers are completely stable devices (fr)

i can’t wait for the time when gen alpha kids are old and then their kids ask them “dad, what was it like back in your day?”

“well, back in my day, we used to watch skibidi toilet, and we’d all go like brrr skibidi bop bop bop yes yes while watching it, good old days”

"Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent child."

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decided to actually do something with my life today and basically had a morning out on my own, here’s some photos of the dundee waterfront

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so the other day i managed to make the whole class laugh, with a really middling joke

basically we were asked to describe ourselves with a few words, and i answered “the level 3 gyatt”, and yeah that is not really that funny

but SOMEHOW, everyone in the class started laughing really loudly, despite how boring and unfunny that joke was. literally everyone started laughing, the room was filled with laughter for like ten seconds

do i have to change my sense of humour to be funny now? some people i know laugh at ohio jokes (however that sort of makes sense as they’ve revived but in a sort of way mocking people who make those jokes)